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Stangn5oh
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I heard it on southland and couldnt stop laughing.


What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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88 lx
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Hit the gasser, go faster, all u heard was dual exhaust n flowmasters.

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DIRTY SALLY
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[Roll Eyes]

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Raiderjoey
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quote:
Originally posted by DIRTY SALLY:
[Roll Eyes]



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Shits like 100 years old

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Posts: 1919 | From: Hell | Registered: May 2008  |  :
stock fox
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Posts: 1849 | From: Sacramento | Registered: May 2009  |  :
Stangn5oh
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[Roll Eyes]
i still think its funny.

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88 lx
17 Renegade turbo
18 Compass 4x4


Hit the gasser, go faster, all u heard was dual exhaust n flowmasters.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?


Juan on Juan


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How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?


54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.

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Whats the object of Jewish football?


To get the quarter back.

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Why is there no black Miss America pageant?


Nobody want's to be Ms. Idaho!

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quote:
Originally posted by Stangn5oh:
I heard it on southland and couldnt stop laughing.


What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

[Big Grin]
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SLOWBACK 67
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How do you starve a black man?
Hide his EBT card in his work boots. [Roll Eyes]

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Originally posted by turbo50:
I have no intenions of keeping anyones parts or taking anyones money.

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quote:
Originally posted by Chavez66:
quote:
Originally posted by Stangn5oh:
I heard it on southland and couldnt stop laughing.


What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

[Big Grin]
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Set them straight. [worship]

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What do you call a paki with his hand up a camels ass?
A mechanic

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SLOWFOX
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The highschool fav ...


WHAT DO YOU CALL A SCHOOL BUS FULL OF WHITE PEOPLE?

A TWINKIE LOL....


OK SO YOUR WATCHING T.V EVERYTHING IS DARK ALL OF A SUDDEN T.V STARTS TO FLOAT. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

A NIGGA PUT IT DOWN.

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Almost everything I asked for.

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[Roll Eyes] [Big Grin]
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badass351
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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Neither have they

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95 f-150

Posts: 157 | From: 707 | Registered: Apr 2011  |  :
stanger50
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Whitney Houstons 40 days in clean and sobar.

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20 year club.

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JUNKYARD5.0
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Hey guys, gas prices are finally going down! [Smile]

[ March 25, 2012, 12:53 PM: Message edited by: JUNKYARD5.0 ]

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SLOWBACK 67
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quote:
Originally posted by JUNKYARD5.0:
Hey guys, gas prices are finally going down! [Smile]

[Roll Eyes]
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JUNKYARD5.0
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quote:
Originally posted by Slowback67:
quote:
Originally posted by JUNKYARD5.0:
Hey guys, gas prices are finally going down! [Smile]

System Error 1601
[Roll Eyes]

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91 Coupe-Sold
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04 SVT-RIP

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SlowStockFox
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what do you call a garage full of black people?


antique farm equipment

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What does a woman do when she gets out of the battered womans shelter???

The dishes if she knows what's good for her...

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KIH Willie Guzman
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badass351
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theres a mexican and a black in a car, whos driving?
the cop

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What do you call a white guy between 2 black men?

Victim

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