asskickn88
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I found this joke on another board....
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now... because this isthe last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train cause we're going down the tracks.
The horrified mother went in and told her son, " We don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your
room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you
to use nice language!
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her
son say..."All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you and hope your trip was a
pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon! She heard her little darling continue..." for those of you just boarding, remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today. As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in
the kitchen..."
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Three 540 Bimmers and a 5.0 Explorer.... got a Ford back in the stable!
It's time for the country to do what Obama's own father did.
Abandon him.
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