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1)One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach.
But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case.
Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?"
The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it."
He soon falls asleep.
Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach.
Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest."
2)Little Johny GoDeeper entered his 2nd grade glass room and was confronted with the hottest woman he had ever seen.
After the rest of the class came in, she introduced herself as Miss Lily, and she was going to be subsituting that day.
After school he stayed behind to talk to her.
"Miss Lily, will you take off you're clothes?" he asked
"No." she replied.
"If you don't I'll tell my sister, my sister will tell my brother, my brother will tell my mom, my mom will tell my dad and he'll tell the principal and you'll get fired."
"Alright."
Miss Lily took off her clothes.
"Miss Lily, will you lay on the desk?" asked Johny.
"No."
"If you dont I'll tell my sister, she'll tell my brother, he'll tell my mom, she'll tell my dad, he'll tell the principal and you'll get fired."
"Ok."
She layed on the desk.
"Miss Lily, can I have sex with you?" he asked.
"No."
"If you dont let me I'll tell my sister, she'll tell my brother, he'll tell my mom, she'll tell my dad, he'll tell the principal and you'll get fired."
"Ok."
So Little Johny started to have sex with her. Then the principal walked in.
"JOHNY GODEEPER!!" he screamed.
Then his dad walked in.
"JOHNY GODEEPER!!" he yelled.
Then his mom walked in.
"Johny GoDeeper!!" she yelled.
Then his brother walked in.
"Johny GoDeeper, duuude!" he said amazed.
Then his sister walked in.
"Johny GoDepper." she said disgusted.
"I can't. I'm stuck." said Little Johny GoDeeper
3)Moneys short
times are hard
heres a fucking chritstmas card
It was the night before christmas
and all through the house
everybody felt shitty
even the mouse
Moms at the whore house
dads smokin grass
I just settled down for a nice piece of ass
When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I went outside to see whats the matter
Out on the lawn I saw a big dick
I knew at that moment it must be Saint Nick
He came out the chiminey like a bat out of hell
I knew at that moment that fucker had fell
He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer
He went up the chiminy with just one fart
I knew right then he blew my fucking chiminy apart
He rode off out of sight saying fuck you all
and have a good night
4)There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties.
One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour.
So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.
One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew!, What was your cave like" asked the other ant.
"It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?".
"Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me
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