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So my mom had her phone stolen and asked if she could borrow my old iPhone. No big deal right? I'll just pull the sim card out and give her the phone. I asked her not to delete the apps because I had some stuff I needed to transfer from the old phone still............ But my dumbass forgot to erase my old text messages to my wife. I guess our last conversation involved sexting before I stopped using that phone. [Embarrassed] Nothing worse then your mom seeing a private text to your wife about doing the nasty. [Eek!]
( Note to self, makes sure you delete everything out of your phone BEFORE letting your mom use it!!!! [Razz] )

Anyone else wanna step up and share an equally embarrassing story?

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Originally posted by turbo50:
I have no intenions of keeping anyones parts or taking anyones money.

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quote:
Originally posted by Slowback67:
So my mom had her phone stolen and asked if she could borrow my old iPhone. No big deal right? I'll just pull the sim card out and give her the phone. I asked her not to delete the apps because I had some stuff I needed to transfer from the old phone still............ But my dumbass forgot to erase my old text messages to my wife. I guess our last conversation involved sexting before I stopped using that phone. [Embarrassed] Nothing worse then your mom seeing a private text to your wife about doing the nasty. [Eek!]
( Note to self, makes sure you delete everything out of your phone BEFORE letting your mom use it!!!! [Razz] )

Anyone else wanna step up and share an equally embarrassing story?

did moms give any pointers to you?
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I once fucked this lesbian(she really was) N she got stuck on me N shit. A few days later I was at the movies with some chick N she was showing me how to use BBM on it, N well the lesbian chick decides to send me naked piks when I was with the other girl. Lets just say that didn't go well, definitely didn't get none from the chick I took to the movies but hey came up on like 5 piks. lol

Oh another story. I don't delete GOOD(if you catch my drift) pictures off my phone so I was with my gf(at the time) N took a nap on her bed N left it on her dresser. Well I get woken up by a phone flying at me kuz she looked thru my piks N was like "How the fuck can you do this you're fucking disgusting with all those pussies in your phone, I know you're not cheating on me but have the desency to delete the fuckin pictures!!!!" Then the next day she brought it up when I was driving N lets just say I pulled over N her ass fucken walked home!

I'm an asshole! BUT I have NEVER cheated EVER.

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Originally posted by SS396 chevelle aka fasthatch:
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Originally posted by Slowback67:
So my mom had her phone stolen and asked if she could borrow my old iPhone. No big deal right? I'll just pull the sim card out and give her the phone. I asked her not to delete the apps because I had some stuff I needed to transfer from the old phone still............ But my dumbass forgot to erase my old text messages to my wife. I guess our last conversation involved sexting before I stopped using that phone. [Embarrassed] Nothing worse then your mom seeing a private text to your wife about doing the nasty. [Eek!]
( Note to self, makes sure you delete everything out of your phone BEFORE letting your mom use it!!!! [Razz] )

Anyone else wanna step up and share an equally embarrassing story?

did moms give any pointers to you?
Haven't talked to her yet. My dad told me today and was cracking up.

[ April 19, 2012, 06:15 PM: Message edited by: Slowback67 ]

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Originally posted by turbo50:
I have no intenions of keeping anyones parts or taking anyones money.

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Damn, that's halarious I consistently erase everything on my phone like every other hour haha

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dan is lying everyone! he was sexting his mom! true story!
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quote:
Originally posted by v-town coupe:
dan is lying everyone! he was sexting his mom! true story!

I believe that one....

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Originally posted by v-town coupe:
dan is lying everyone! he was sexting his mom! true story!

Your a funny guy Jeff. [dance]

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Originally posted by turbo50:
I have no intenions of keeping anyones parts or taking anyones money.

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neight like bbm's (big black males) lmao

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quote:
Originally posted by Slowback67:
quote:
Originally posted by v-town coupe:
dan is lying everyone! he was sexting his mom! true story!

Your a funny guy Jeff. [dance]
Btw happy birthday dude. since you use this as your facebook, thought id say something here.
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Originally posted by Slowback67:
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Originally posted by SS396 chevelle aka fasthatch:
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Originally posted by Slowback67:
So my mom had her phone stolen and asked if she could borrow my old iPhone. No big deal right? I'll just pull the sim card out and give her the phone. I asked her not to delete the apps because I had some stuff I needed to transfer from the old phone still............ But my dumbass forgot to erase my old text messages to my wife. I guess our last conversation involved sexting before I stopped using that phone. [Embarrassed] Nothing worse then your mom seeing a private text to your wife about doing the nasty. [Eek!]
( Note to self, makes sure you delete everything out of your phone BEFORE letting your mom use it!!!! [Razz] )

Anyone else wanna step up and share an equally embarrassing story?

did moms give any pointers to you?
Haven't talked to her yet. My dad told me today and was cracking up.
so did your dad you give a golf clap?
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No....He just gave me a hard time LOL. Lucky for me he didn't see them and my mom deleted every persons text messages out of my phone, just to be on the safe side. [dance]

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Originally posted by turbo50:
I have no intenions of keeping anyones parts or taking anyones money.

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quote:
Originally posted by NEIGHT:
I once fucked this lesbian(she really was) N she got stuck on me N shit. A few days later I was at the movies with some chick N she was showing me how to use BBM on it, N well the lesbian chick decides to send me naked piks when I was with the other girl. Lets just say that didn't go well, definitely didn't get none from the chick I took to the movies but hey came up on like 5 piks. lol

Oh another story. I don't delete GOOD(if you catch my drift) pictures off my phone so I was with my gf(at the time) N took a nap on her bed N left it on her dresser. Well I get woken up by a phone flying at me kuz she looked thru my piks N was like "How the fuck can you do this you're fucking disgusting with all those pussies in your phone, I know you're not cheating on me but have the desency to delete the fuckin pictures!!!!" Then the next day she brought it up when I was driving N lets just say I pulled over N her ass fucken walked home!

I'm an asshole! BUT I have NEVER cheated EVER.

Bro you are such a stud, you got so many biatches!!! I want to be like you when I grow up!!

Coolest guy I know.. And I keepz it one hundid

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quote:
Originally posted by 707clone:
neight like bbm's (big black males) lmao

Bwahahahahahaha... [Eek!] [Eek!]

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N lil Ric you would come up with something gay like that, MAS PUTO!

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