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solbrothers
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Period.

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I dont trust anyone who bleeds for three days and doesn't die!!!!!

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quote:
Originally posted by solbrothers:
Period.

I chuckled. Guess I fail. Lol.

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Fuck vagina jokes
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quote:
Originally posted by blackfifty:
I dont trust anyone who bleeds for three days and doesn't die!!!!!

I thought saw junkyard5.0 post that up not too long ago.
Swacker.

U guys must of got told the best vagina joke of all.
The i forgot to tell u i have herpes, right after sex. [Big Grin]

[ October 15, 2011, 04:02 PM: Message edited by: Stangn5oh ]

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Fuck a vagina joke, don't want to see one cum out of those lips.

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Lesbian Dinosaur = Lickalotapus
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quote:
Originally posted by twisted54:
Lesbian Dinosaur = Lickalotapus

Hahahahah had me rollin!

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quote:
Originally posted by 66_5.0:
quote:
Originally posted by twisted54:
Lesbian Dinosaur = Lickalotapus

Hahahahah had me rollin!
Gay Boy Dinosaur = Megasorass

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=369FGAb1iI8&t=0m0s


wait for it 24 secs

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Originally posted by SwEeT 03 Gt:
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That was GREAT [patriot]
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You guys are going to just beat this one into the ground, arent you? [Big Grin]

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Lol. Betty white ftw

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quote:
Originally posted by blackfifty:
I dont trust anyone who bleeds for three days and doesn't die!!!!!

you can tell someone doesn't get much pussy.. they bleed longer than 3 days!
[patriot]

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quote:
Originally posted by blackfifty:
I dont trust anyone who bleeds for three days and doesn't die!!!!!

That is the evil draining out,can you imagine how evil they would be if the didnt bleed.
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why do women bleed every month?....because they deserve it!

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quote:
Originally posted by warhorse58gt:
quote:
Originally posted by blackfifty:
I dont trust anyone who bleeds for three days and doesn't die!!!!!

you can tell someone doesn't get much pussy.. they bleed longer than 3 days!
[patriot]

LOL right, its usually like 5 or 6 depending on light or heavy flow.

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a classic= [patriot] " the last time you had pussy was when pussy had you"

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