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SwEeT03Gt
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read this in another forum so thought i'd post it here ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today... & that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! ——
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Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem .
Posts: 4484 | From: -NicKlE n DiMe- | Registered: Sep 2010
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NEIGHT
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Fuck that sucks!!!!
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1964 Impala hard top
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FOXX5.0
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Dammm played ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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chevyeatr
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talk about backfiring on this foo. haha her sister is really her brother lmao what a dumbass
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Posts: 936 | From: caliFORDnia | Registered: Apr 2007
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Vallejo707
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haha owned
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Current: 2012 Mustang 5.0
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Mr.Lucky
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Lol someone bit off that old lotto commercial and added a story lol. This got around Facebook quick
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Damm lol i would have been pissed
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69stang
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Lol I saw it on Facebook to
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Loudness
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Lol this is hilarious!
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OneFastHatch.
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owneddd!
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1991 fobra (slow)
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