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Fostang
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:FW: Holy Water
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They r in heaven trying 2 enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, ' tina, have you ever had any contact with a male naughty organ? ' She giggles and shyly replies, Well i once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger. ' He says okay dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates. He ask the next girl the same question she says well i once fondled and stroked one, he says ok dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gates. All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One pushes her way to the front of the line. When she gets there he asks, Stacy, what seams to be the rush? She says ' if i'm going to have to gargle that holy water i want to do it before natalie sticks her ass in it.
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67' Fastback TT 408
67' Camaro Lsx
64' Corvette Fuelie
57' Chevy Bel Air Lsx
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66’ Pony Coupe
Posts: 3011 | From: Stockton/Danville | Registered: Nov 2003
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rgtrahn
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![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Posts: 781 | From: Roseville | Registered: Oct 2006
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SydeWaySix
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![[worship]](graemlins/worship.gif) hahahaha
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2013 Boss 302 #356. Performance White. Stock.
1965 Fastback GT Restored to stock spec.
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TEAM PLATINUM
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Lol that some funny shit ![[Whoo Whooooo!]](graemlins/woowoo.gif)
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TEAM PLATINUM
87LX:(D D) ORANGE coupe
94GT:(427) Its a BEAST on the streets but in the garage it stays ASLEEP. N/A
Posts: 1313 | From: RICHMOND/sanpablo | Registered: Oct 2008
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macthizzle
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"FUCK U PAY ME"
Posts: 992 | From: REDWOOD CITY | Registered: Oct 2003
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