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90gtvert
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Just heard this one and found it funny...lol
"When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven god granted her 1 wish. She wished that all the children of the world to be safe, so God killed Michael Jackson"
Lol - too early?
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SLOWBACK 67
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I heard there gonna take his body.... Melt down all the plastic and turn him into lego's So little kids can play with him.
[ June 26, 2009, 01:41 PM: Message edited by: slowback67 ]
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The Michael Jackson London dates were cancelled, they were Timmy (age 6) and Jimmy (age 9).
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SydeWaySix
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I know its fucked up, but these are pretty funny ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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50DADDY
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What do MJ and McDonalds have in common?
They both put 40 year old meat in ten year old buns.
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50DADDY
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Whats the difference between MJ and a plastic bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with.
The other one is for carrying your groceries in.
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50DADDY
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The autopsy results are in!!!!!
MJ died from eating 12 year old nuts and 8 year old weenies!
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LQ9SN95
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quote:
Originally posted by 50DADDY:
Whats the difference between MJ and a plastic bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with.
The other one is for carrying your groceries in.
u also coulda said
"what do mj and a grocery bag have in common?
they are both made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with"
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fr5.0
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quote:
Originally posted by SPTVENM:
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Originally posted by 50DADDY:
Whats the difference between MJ and a plastic bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with.
The other one is for carrying your groceries in.
u also coulda said
"what do mj and a grocery bag have in common?
they are both made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with"
its a good thing we got you here to state the obvious!
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88DroptopGT
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What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
They both come on little crackers!
LMAO
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asskickn88
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quote:
Originally posted by fr5.0:
http://www.snotr.com/video/182
Oh shit, I've been hearing about that but haven't seen it yet. Classic!
"Can you get me a Michael is innocent T shirt? I don't have any cash but I'll trade you an OJ is innocent shirt, an Ellen is strait shirt and I'll even throw in a Star Jones is thin T sirt" ![[worship]](graemlins/worship.gif)
[ June 27, 2009, 11:34 AM: Message edited by: asskickn88 ]
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50DADDY
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quote:
Originally posted by 88DroptopGT:
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
They both come on little crackers!
LMAO
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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fr5.0
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Originally posted by asskickn88:
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Originally posted by fr5.0:
http://www.snotr.com/video/182
Oh shit, I've been hearing about that but haven't seen it yet. Classic!
"Can you get me a Michael is innocent T shirt? I don't have any cash but I'll trade you an OJ is innocent shirt, an Ellen is strait shirt and I'll even throw in a Star Jones is thin T sirt"
that shit is so funny!!!!!!!!
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NEIGHT
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quote:
Originally posted by 88DroptopGT:
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
They both come on little crackers!
LMAO
LMFAO
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