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DIRTY SALLY
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I really do love this country, but...

1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.

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Posts: 9145 | Registered: Aug 2007 | :

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Originally posted by CALIFORINAGT:
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handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

drive-up ATM machines with Braille.

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Hahahahaha!!! [Big Grin]

Posts: 1570 | From: Sacramento | Registered: Jun 2009 | :

SLOWBACK 67
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Hey my junk in the garage cost more then my daily driver [Smile]

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I have no intenions of keeping anyones parts or taking anyones money.

Posts: 8582 | From: Vallejo | Registered: Dec 2005 | :

Gnari-Garage
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LOL so true, but man don't put down the handicaps, at College I use to see a lifted truck always in the handicap space and was always like WTF?? tell I met the guy once and realized hes really paraplegic and yes he climbed and crawled into the truck.

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Posts: 4017 | From: 916-sacramento | Registered: Aug 2003 | :

ScooterStang
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