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Author Topic: sex sandwiches (funny stuff) drop92 PITUDO RACING 415 Member # 1323 posted                              A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*! Posts: 3422 | From: SF | Registered: May 2002  |  : saleen_freak ¯ Member # 6521 posted                              lmao !!! Posts: 211 | From: Sacramento | Registered: Feb 2006  |  : WEST_BAY$_FINE$T_COUPE ¯ Member # 8169 posted                              HAHA DATS FUCKED UP... THAT WAS A GOOD ONE -------------------- 90COUPE 02SALEEN 90HTACKBACK (SOLD) 93 HATCHBACK (SOLD) **I RIDE HYPHY SHIT** Posts: 1243 | From: SSF | Registered: Jan 2008  |  : Mr.Lucky CAFords OG Member # 1772 posted                              i got a funny one too, dont wanna start a whole new thread but here ya go After 20 years of sex in the dark A wife finds out her husband has been using a dildo all along. She confronts him saying "Explain the damn dildo fool." He in return says "Explain the fuckin kids bitch" -------------------- 95GT: Bolt ons. Good sellers/buyers: Stangs R Us, 1SicGt, sn4bwc, racsirx, WickedStang, Autumnstang97, cali95gt Posts: 4197 | From: Manteca | Registered: Sep 2002  |  : drop92 PITUDO RACING 415 Member # 1323 posted                              Lmao. That's a good 1 Posts: 3422 | From: SF | Registered: May 2002  |  : 89bluenotch ¯ Member # 7454 posted                              haha nicely -------------------- -Gunnar 89 coupe 54 f100 R.I.P. SILVERLX Posts: 1857 | From: HEALDSBURG | Registered: Feb 2007  |  :

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