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Topic: One of the funniest SFCHRONICLE stories I've read ever......
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Venomized93
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http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/08/BA2V12PQPT.DTL
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(09-08) 04:00 PDT Fresno --
Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.
Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says the suspect, 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez of Fresno, was found hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks.
The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.
Burrimond said money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.
[ September 08, 2008, 10:21 PM: Message edited by: Venomized93 ]
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Wildfire532FB
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LOL
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Mr.Lucky
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lmfao i about pissed myself laughing ![[worship]](graemlins/worship.gif)
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