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1991CHP
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Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
! Find ot her ways
To tax his butt

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License! Tax Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class
in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?

And I still have to "! press 1 " for English.

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Posts: 815 | From: S.F. / SACRAMENTO | Registered: Dec 2004 | :

Dag302
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Member # 4682

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Damn, makes you think!!

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Posts: 2842 | From: Sacramento | Registered: Jul 2004 | :

925five.0
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Member # 3292

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"Taxes Are Stealing"

Posts: 559 | From: -925- | Registered: Sep 2003 | :

Wildfire532FB
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Member # 1482

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Without taxes there would be no roads to drive on, no police to protect you, no firefighters to save your house when its on fire.
Yeah 100 years ago the USA was doing good but you had to put your own house out when it was on fire, you had to make your own roads to ride your horse on. No one went to school because they couldn't afford it and school was more like discipline than learning.

The only thing i agree with on this post is that we shouldn't have to press 1 for English. There should be no other languages as an option everything should be in English.

[ September 14, 2006, 02:22 PM: Message edited by: 68_428_Fastback ]

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Posts: 17578 | From: 530 | Registered: Jun 2002 | :

1991CHP
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Member # 5097

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quote:
Originally posted by 68_428_Fastback:
Without taxes there would be no roads to drive on, no police to protect you, no firefighters to save your house when its on fire.
Yeah 100 years ago the USA was doing good but you had to put your own house out when it was on fire, you had to make your own roads to ride your horse on. No one went to school because they couldn't afford it and school was more like discipline than learning.

The only thing i agree with on this post is that we shouldn't have to press 1 for English. There should be no other languages as an option everything should be in English.

Kid, you missed the whole piont of this post. Why do you think we have all these new taxes??? We had taxes back then, duh. Re read it and think about what you wrote and look at the new taxes. The only think yah did get right is the english language commet at the bottom, but here's a hint, thier all connected........ [patriot]

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Posts: 815 | From: S.F. / SACRAMENTO | Registered: Dec 2004 | :

75 chevy
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Member # 6717

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government in my opinion has gone too far. it is border line communism.

I'll make my own fucking roads. I need a damn job.

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Posts: 1917 | From: california | Registered: Apr 2006 | :

Wildfire532FB
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Member # 1482

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quote:
Originally posted by 1991CHP:

quote:
Originally posted by 68_428_Fastback:
Without taxes there would be no roads to drive on, no police to protect you, no firefighters to save your house when its on fire.
Yeah 100 years ago the USA was doing good but you had to put your own house out when it was on fire, you had to make your own roads to ride your horse on. No one went to school because they couldn't afford it and school was more like discipline than learning.

The only thing i agree with on this post is that we shouldn't have to press 1 for English. There should be no other languages as an option everything should be in English.
Kid, you missed the whole piont of this post. Why do you think we have all these new taxes??? We had taxes back then, duh. Re read it and think about what you wrote and look at the new taxes. The only think yah did get right is the english language commet at the bottom, but here's a hint, thier all connected........

kid? i am sure i am older than you.

I'd also like to point out a 100 years ago the USA wasn't even considered a Power, we were considered a third world country. More taxes came with WW1 and WW2 to protect our freedom. Who would pay the Armed Forces without taxes?

[ September 14, 2006, 03:09 PM: Message edited by: 68_428_Fastback ]

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Posts: 17578 | From: 530 | Registered: Jun 2002 | :

75 chevy
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Member # 6717

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ok good point about the armed forces

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Posts: 1917 | From: california | Registered: Apr 2006 | :

Quick 88LX
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quote:
Originally posted by Black 06:
government in my opinion has gone too far. it is border line communism.

I'll make my own fucking roads. I need a damn job.

Communism? Do you even know the difference between the Republic in which we currently live in and a Communist government?

Communism is basically a "pure" democracy. It is where no central government exsists. All major decisions are taken by the society as a whole. Karl Marx created this idea and as of today, there has never been a pure democracy.

Also, attempts to setup communist societies have always led to the formation of dictatorships that try to put a democratic "face" on their oppressive practices. They hold elections, but all candidates must belong to the one ruling party. Thus the electorate (people) really have no choice. Anyone who dares to speak out against this status quos is subject to persecution, imprisonment, and/or execution.

We live in a REPUBLIC. In a republic, the populace hires people to make the decisions for them. In other words, we elect representatives. These representatives do the research and study needed to make informed decisions and then collectively come together to do so; such as the Senate and the House of Representatives aka Congress. If we don't like the decisions they make (the laws they pass), then we can vote them out and replace them with someone else.

So for everyone replying to this, and to the person who posted this topic, make your gripe heard in a VOTE instead of bitching about something you don't like, to everyone else over the internet.

By the way, many people may not like the way our government is run, but I challenge ANY of you to live outside the USA and say that place is run BETTER. We live in the greatest nation in the world and if I have to pay taxes in order to keep it that way, so be it.

God Bless America [patriot]

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Posts: 1785 | From: Fairfield, CA/Okinawa, Japan | Registered: Oct 2002 | :

75 chevy
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for the first time in my life I did vote.I voted for that other democrat fool. who prbably was no better than busch.

and after your description.. I still feel like this is a dictatorship.
all the people voted into office are two faced and are run by the highest bidder(aka special interest groups)

I think there needs to be a change in policies and government. the system is outdated. and corrupt. Ask any hard working immigrant. Or american born immigrant. I am a gringo. I think the systems that are in place need to be updated as much as the software on this website.

just my opinion.

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Posts: 1917 | From: california | Registered: Apr 2006 | :

Quick 88LX
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The reason immigrants come to this country is because it's FAR better than their homeland.

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stangless
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Member # 1414

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Karl Marx is the fu<king man...!! [patriot]

i should get me a shirt that say "karl marx's groupie"

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Posts: 4634 | From: bay | Registered: Jun 2002 | :

stangless
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quote:
Originally posted by Black 06:
... I still feel like this is a dictatorship.
all the people voted into office are two faced and are run by the highest bidder(aka special interest groups)

Are we talking about the wasp? if so i agree with you.

quote:
Originally posted by Black 06:
I think there needs to be a change in policies and government. the system is outdated. and corrupt.

Yeap... it's almost as bad as the former system of south africa, ofcourse discrimination is not legally protected, but quite close. Unfortunately it is what it is and there is no point in complaining, just hopefully developing a better plan. could be worse.. it could be a cast system like in south america.

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88DroptopGT
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Great post.

Posts: 3978 | From: 707 | Registered: Mar 2003 | :

75 chevy
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Member # 6717

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ok I guess I take things for granted. I guess I demand too much.

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Posts: 1917 | From: california | Registered: Apr 2006 | :

75 chevy
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Member # 6717

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and taxes are not fun

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Posts: 1917 | From: california | Registered: Apr 2006 | :

modular
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Im going to Canada! Screw this place.

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Posts: 548 | From: sacramento | Registered: Mar 2006 | :

Wolfie351
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Uh, a good chunk of those aren't taxes. Anything that's a license or a permit is there to PREVENT a tax on the general public and only make those requesting it pay the fee. And I've been in business 23 years and I've never had to pay a "workers compensation tax" I like the rest of it though [Big Grin]