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A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew

were in a discussion during a dinner.

Catholic: "I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!"

Protestant: "I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!"

Muslim: "I am a fabulously rich prince....I intend to purchase Microsoft!"

They then all wait for the Jew to speak....

The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and says: I am not selling!!!

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If you can't walk and chew gum at the same time, don't walk.

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LOL.

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Originally posted by turbo50:
I have no intenions of keeping anyones parts or taking anyones money.

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Ha ha ha good one

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That was a pretty good joke I gotta admit never heard that before
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Like.

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Lol

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Why pretent someone u are not, everyone else could see it.

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BILL GATES IS A JEW [Confused] i thought that nikka was christian [Mad]

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