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Author Topic: Redneck Girl (joke) 90FoX FoX Member # 1974 posted                              A Mexican, An Arab, and a Redneck Girl are all drinking in the same bar The Mexican, He drinks his beer he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.' The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.' The Redneck Girl, Cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it one gulp, throws the glass in the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice' God Bless America Posts: 5364 | From: Shooting Skeet | Registered: Oct 2002  |  : 89bluenotch ¯ Member # 7454 posted                              haha ata girl -------------------- -Gunnar 89 coupe 54 f100 R.I.P. SILVERLX Posts: 1857 | From: HEALDSBURG | Registered: Feb 2007  |  : Mr.Lucky CAFords OG Member # 1772 posted                              Lol old joke but always funny! -------------------- 95GT: Bolt ons. Good sellers/buyers: Stangs R Us, 1SicGt, sn4bwc, racsirx, WickedStang, Autumnstang97, cali95gt Posts: 4197 | From: Manteca | Registered: Sep 2002  |  : 90FoX FoX Member # 1974 posted                              I've never heard it before and found it on another forum I frequent. Figured I'd toss it up here if no one had heard it they can get a good laugh. Posts: 5364 | From: Shooting Skeet | Registered: Oct 2002  |  : Scoop ¯ Member # 8726 posted                              haha Posts: 1121 | From: Out Chillin | Registered: Nov 2008  |  : Slow05GT ¯ Member # 8408 posted                              Punk ass white girl shot my amigo!!! HA HA HA HA... Posts: 2233 | From: Natomas, ca | Registered: May 2008  |  : 90FoX FoX Member # 1974 posted                              Damn I posted this over a week ago. You guys must be digging deep in general talk. haha Posts: 5364 | From: Shooting Skeet | Registered: Oct 2002  |  :

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