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$5,000 Minimum Fee
The madam opened the brothel door and saw a
rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man
in his late forties or early fifties.
"May I help you?" she asked.
"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive laies.
Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.
"No. I must see Valerie," he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man
that she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation,
the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave?
it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an
hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, once more
demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one
had ever come back two nights in a row - too expensive -
and there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000.
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie,
and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again.
Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third
consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied, "South Carolina."
"Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."
"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your
sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000
inheritance."
The moral of the story is that three things in life
are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
[ August 28, 2007, 12:54 PM: Message edited by: 1FAST89GT ]
Posts: 4915 | From: VALLEJO | Registered: May 2004
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