This is topic Open racism/stereotypes in forum General Talk at Northern California Ford Owners  .


To visit this topic, use this URL:
https://californiafords.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=057562
Posted by blackfifty (Member # 9023) on :
 
Ever since I read the posting of banning Asian drivers it had me thinking of stereotypes. I don’t know how some of you would take this and honestly this would be opening up a huge can of worms, but I think we’re all comfortable with our race and grown enough to take a joke. So who has any funny stereo types of any race, religion, sex, ect… I’ll start with all Mexicans people have been whooped with a "chancla" translation an old ass sandal.
 
Posted by Pure Stang (Member # 7251) on :
 
Almost all Mexicans play loteria with frijoles lol. I know most of my family and friends do it.
 
Posted by ed650 (Member # 9897) on :
 
I'm mexican... whats a mexicans favorite sport? Cross-Country.
 
Posted by Pure Stang (Member # 7251) on :
 
Lol!!
 
Posted by 5.SL0W (Member # 9987) on :
 
What does a white woman make for dinner???

Reservations [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Pure Stang (Member # 7251) on :
 
Nice. I got tons of joke but to long to type.
 
Posted by totalkaos92 (Member # 5750) on :
 
Im African American, and every since I got serious about my health all I eat is CHICKEN lmao

Grilled chicken
Baked chicken
BBQ chicken

Ect!!!
 
Posted by Pure Stang (Member # 7251) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by totalkaos92:
Im African American, and every since I got serious about my health all I eat is CHICKEN lmao

Grilled chicken
Baked chicken
BBQ chicken

Ect!!!
I want chicken now lol
 
Posted by LXjames (Member # 10791) on :
 
You know those leather open toe chanclas? I call those Mexican Jordan's
 
Posted by Pure Stang (Member # 7251) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by LXjames:
You know those leather open toe chanclas? I call those Mexican Jordan's
Lmfao! That's actually pretty funny. I'm gonna tell my uncle that lol
 
Posted by coupe5oh (Member # 10411) on :
 
I asked my sisters boyfriend how many strawberriers he had to pick to buy my sister her christmas present.. He said " Alot" lol
 
Posted by blackfifty (Member # 9023) on :
 
Lol all these are hilarious and yea I do play lottery with frijoles. I heard that as soon as a black person is born they're already on parole. All cereal is called confley's according the mexicans. Indian people have coupons for their coupons. Asian people worship sailor moon. White people think it's OK to have sex with their cousins.
 
Posted by ECOboostin (Member # 4347) on :
 
I will never hyphenate my nationality. I am a muthafuckin American! [patriot]
 
Posted by blackfifty (Member # 9023) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by totalkaos92:
Im African American, and every since I got serious about my health all I eat is CHICKEN lmao

Grilled chicken
Baked chicken
BBQ chicken

Ect!!!
hahaha. Chicken is effing delicious
 
Posted by Pure Stang (Member # 7251) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ECOboostin:
I will never hyphenate my nationality. I am a muthafuckin American! [patriot]
Congrats lol [patriot]
 
Posted by SLOWFOX (Member # 11067) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Pure Stang:
quote:
Originally posted by ECOboostin:
I will never hyphenate my nationality. I am a muthafuckin American! [patriot]
Congrats lol [patriot]
Me either muthafuckin trailer trash red neck till i die.. y'all like tomaaatoes. Jk lol.

What y'all call a school bus full of white kids? A Twinkie lol.

[ December 26, 2012, 05:29 PM: Message edited by: SLOWFOX ]
 
Posted by 5Porn0 (Member # 6001) on :
 
3 things you cannot give a black person... A black eye, fat lip and a JOB
 
Posted by kingroy (Member # 7736) on :
 
What white people do for fun:

1) jump of bridges tied to a rope.
 
Posted by ECOboostin (Member # 4347) on :
 
Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
 
Posted by Pure Stang (Member # 7251) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ECOboostin:
Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Lol [Big Grin]
 
Posted by blackfifty (Member # 9023) on :
 
Rednecks consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.

Rednecks consider all licene plates personalized because their Pa made it in jail.
 
Posted by blackfifty (Member # 9023) on :
 
why do so many black people play basketball? Because they can all run, steal, and shoot.
 
Posted by AL STOCK (Member # 1852) on :
 
Who does a White woman go to when she's having
marital problems?

A Mexican or Black man
 
Posted by BLK35th (Member # 4685) on :
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOJSO2TlEQU
 
Posted by SLOWFOX (Member # 11067) on :
 
You in the living room lights off by your self tv starts to float what do you say???


Nigga put it down.lol....
 
Posted by totalkaos92 (Member # 5750) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by blackfifty:
why do so many black people play basketball? Because they can all run, steal, and shoot.
Hey at least we get shoe deals for it!!!

And we just do it quicker and better then the rest lol
 
Posted by ECOboostin (Member # 4347) on :
 
I admit I change my name Everytime dealing with someone on Craigslist. Actually almost all transactions I make with parts. Nobody likes dealing with Jose so I'm Max.
 
Posted by totalkaos92 (Member # 5750) on :
 
HOPE I ONLY GET A WARNING FOR THIS BUT IT FITS THE SUBJECT


-

WHITE GUYS GOT LIL WINNIE'S

Lmao
 
Posted by 166 Merlot (Member # 1549) on :
 
Gays might not be able to take a joke, but they can sure take a dick!
 
Posted by 166 Merlot (Member # 1549) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ECOboostin:
I will never hyphenate my nationality. I am a muthafuckin American! [patriot]
What if u end up in prison for a lil bit, gonna have to pick one side...
 
Posted by DLo (Member # 6133) on :
 
A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy walks into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out."
 
Posted by Pure Stang (Member # 7251) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by DLo:
A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy walks into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out."
Gran tourino lol
 
Posted by Cobra 93-4992 (Member # 4992) on :
 
-
 
Posted by SLOWFOX (Member # 11067) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Cobra 93-4992:
-
^^^^lxjames^^^????lol
 
Posted by 67Hardtop (Member # 7733) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by SLOWFOX:
quote:
Originally posted by Cobra 93-4992:
-
^^^^lxjames^^^????lol
Ctfu ohhhshit fk
 
Posted by scoop510 (Member # 8726) on :
 
-
 
Posted by LXjames (Member # 10791) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by SLOWFOX:
quote:
Originally posted by Cobra 93-4992:
-
^^^^lxjames^^^????lol
Damn max now I gotta make something up about you!!!!!! But I ain't that dark. That nigga looks like he has skin deformities rather than a mask hahaha
 
Posted by LXjames (Member # 10791) on :
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xl4WN4La18

Slowfox and neight gettin it in!!!!
 
Posted by Pure Stang (Member # 7251) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by LXjames:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xl4WN4La18

Slowfox and neight gettin it in!!!!
Lmfao!!!! This video cracks me the fuck up everytime haha.
 
Posted by coupe5oh (Member # 10411) on :
 
a mexican, black guy and a jew jump off a bridge, who hits the water first?


WHO CARES!
 
Posted by blackfifty (Member # 9023) on :
 
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? Cracker with cheese.
How do you know an Asian person robbed your house?
If your stuff is gone, your homework is done, your computer is upgraded and 3 hours later they’re still trying to back out of your driveway.

A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. He looks at his mom and says “mom I’m a white boy!”
His mom slaps him in the kisser and says, “go show your father”
He goes to his dad in the living romm and says. “look dad. I’m a white boy.” His dad slaps him hard in the face and says. “Go show your grandmother”
The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says “Look granny, I’m a white boy!”
His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.
His mother says "see, did you learn anything from that?"
To which the boy replies. "sure enough did. I've only been white for five minutes and I already hate you black people!"
 
Posted by SwEeT 03 Gt (Member # 10283) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by blackfifty:


A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. He looks at his mom and says “mom I’m a white boy!”
His mom slaps him in the kisser and says, “go show your father”
He goes to his dad in the living romm and says. “look dad. I’m a white boy.” His dad slaps him hard in the face and says. “Go show your grandmother”
The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says “Look granny, I’m a white boy!”
His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.
His mother says "see, did you learn anything from that?"
To which the boy replies. "sure enough did. I've only been white for five minutes and I already hate you black people!"
[worship] [worship] LMAO
 
Posted by Krz88lx (Member # 4261) on :
 
Why do Mexicans wear pointey cowboy boots ?


To kill all the cacaroches in the corners cabrones
 
Posted by 8urgm (Member # 9054) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Krz88lx:
Why do Mexicans wear pointey cowboy boots ?


To kill all the cacaroches in the corners cabrones
LMFAO!!!
 




Fueled by Ford Mustang Owners
on CaliforniaFords.com