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Posted by 9cobra7 (Member # 2812) on
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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was
looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not
far off he asked what she'd like to
have for her birthday.
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall
of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside
down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six
again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size, you fucking retard!!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna
get it wrong.
Posted by NEIGHT (Member # 8741) on
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She must've been pretty big kuz isn't a 6 kinda on the chunky side?
Posted by phil a (Member # 6951) on
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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
She must've been pretty big kuz isn't a 6 kinda on the chunky side?
Stop dating high-school girls
Posted by NEIGHT (Member # 8741) on
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Originally posted by phil a:
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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
She must've been pretty big kuz isn't a 6 kinda on the chunky side?
Stop dating high-school girls
They're in college now sir. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Posted by Big block 66 f100 (Member # 8867) on
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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
She must've been pretty big kuz isn't a 6 kinda on the chunky side?
Thats gross a six is bones nothing under a 10...
Posted by warhorse58gt (Member # 7702) on
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Originally posted by Big block 66 f100:
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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
She must've been pretty big kuz isn't a 6 kinda on the chunky side?
Thats gross a six is bones nothing under a 10...
shit stop riding whales. size 10 is fat son.
![[patriot]](graemlins/patriot.gif)
Posted by 04 S281 (Member # 9229) on
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Originally posted by phil a:
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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
She must've been pretty big kuz isn't a 6 kinda on the chunky side?
Stop dating high-school girls
LOL! +1 size 6 is kinda smaller unless we're talking about a 4'09" asian girl... size 16 is getting pretty thick
Posted by phil a (Member # 6951) on
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Originally posted by 04 S281:
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Originally posted by phil a:
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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
She must've been pretty big kuz isn't a 6 kinda on the chunky side?
Stop dating high-school girls
LOL! +1 size 6 is kinda smaller unless we're talking about a 4'09" asian girl... size 16 is getting pretty thick
Shit, of those three? Sign me up for the 16
Posted by 9cobra7 (Member # 2812) on
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Lol, I think this post was just to much reading for most of you. This had nothing to do with sizes, I commend Ca. Fords ![[worship]](graemlins/worship.gif)
Posted by phil a (Member # 6951) on
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Originally posted by 9cobra7:
Lol, I think this post was just to much reading for most of you. This had nothing to do with sizes, I commend Ca. Fords
Don't get butt hurt that we're switching topics
You had a good post - don't ruin it
Posted by NEIGHT (Member # 8741) on
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Damn are those really the sizes? I got my shit mixed up then! But yeah out of those three sign me up for middle N right
Posted by Luke87GT (Member # 21) on
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Originally posted by 04 S281:
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Originally posted by phil a:
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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
She must've been pretty big kuz isn't a 6 kinda on the chunky side?
Stop dating high-school girls
LOL! +1 size 6 is kinda smaller unless we're talking about a 4'09" asian girl... size 16 is getting pretty thick
That imagine is all wrong...
The first girls is a 0-4, the second girl is a 6, and the last girl is an 8.
This is what a 16 looks like, and I am not even playing.
[ April 06, 2012, 03:14 PM: Message edited by: Luke87GT ]
Posted by Slowback67 (Member # 6348) on
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I sent that joke to my wife and she liked it LOL.
Posted by x Raelsmar x (Member # 9804) on
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Originally posted by Luke87GT:
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Originally posted by 04 S281:
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Originally posted by phil a:
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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
She must've been pretty big kuz isn't a 6 kinda on the chunky side?
Stop dating high-school girls
LOL! +1 size 6 is kinda smaller unless we're talking about a 4'09" asian girl... size 16 is getting pretty thick
That imagine is all wrong...
The first girls is a 0-4, the second girl is a 6, and the last girl is an 8.
This is what a 16 looks like, and I am not even playing.
Agreed. Cause my gf is a size 5 and she looks like the girl in the middle.
Posted by 04 S281 (Member # 9229) on
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-36-24-36? Only if she's 5'3"
Sir Mix-a-Lot
Posted by SydewayzStan (Member # 10217) on
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Originally posted by 04 S281:
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Originally posted by phil a:
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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
She must've been pretty big kuz isn't a 6 kinda on the chunky side?
Stop dating high-school girls
LOL! +1 size 6 is kinda smaller unless we're talking about a 4'09" asian girl... size 16 is getting pretty thick
those girls are kinda tall...my ex was 5'1", 34D,22,26, 103lbs. size 0-1. i like em like that
[ April 07, 2012, 06:51 PM: Message edited by: SydewayzStan ]
Posted by nitrous_bob (Member # 77) on
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Originally posted by Luke87GT:
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That imagine is all wrong...
The first girls is a 0-4, the second girl is a 6, and the last girl is an 8.
This is what a 16 looks like, and I am not even playing.
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absolutely...correct, 16 is BIG!!!
6 is small..but yeah the one that says 4-8 is double zero id say, and the middle girl is more like a 4-6
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