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Posted by SanFranGiants2010 (Member # 10372) on :
 
Saw this on another forum and it was great. Text the message below to some random girl and POST IT UP.

You: I have a question
Her : ......
You: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
Her: ........
You: Coming over now

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[ April 22, 2011, 05:17 PM: Message edited by: SanFranGiants2010 ]
 
Posted by SAV650HAB (Member # 10324) on :
 
if thats what you gotta do to get laid by your lady then hats off to you [patriot] .
 
Posted by SanFranGiants2010 (Member # 10372) on :
 
can anybody around here take a lil joke.

[ April 22, 2011, 05:48 PM: Message edited by: SanFranGiants2010 ]
 
Posted by phonso302 (Member # 9260) on :
 
kinda lame you would have to text ur girl to get laid
 
Posted by SanFranGiants2010 (Member # 10372) on :
 
edited since i just copied and pasted

i just found it. i will try it though see if it works

[ April 22, 2011, 05:15 PM: Message edited by: SanFranGiants2010 ]
 
Posted by NEIGHT (Member # 8741) on :
 
Neta? Common mamon if they're ur girl dNt text them just start getting shit started lol
 
Posted by SanFranGiants2010 (Member # 10372) on :
 
son puras mamadas compa.
 
Posted by NEIGHT (Member # 8741) on :
 
If you're trying to get freaky get some jumper cables!
 
Posted by SanFranGiants2010 (Member # 10372) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by NEIGHT:
If you're trying to get freaky get some jumper cables!
wtf??
 
Posted by NEIGHT (Member # 8741) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by SanFranGiants2010:
quote:
Originally posted by NEIGHT:
If you're trying to get freaky get some jumper cables!
wtf??
Yo I'm just helping you out on your sex game since you gotta text up your own gf to lay pipe. [patriot]
 
Posted by SanFranGiants2010 (Member # 10372) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by NEIGHT:
quote:
Originally posted by SanFranGiants2010:
quote:
Originally posted by NEIGHT:
If you're trying to get freaky get some jumper cables!
wtf??
Yo I'm just helping you out on your sex game since you gotta text up your own gf to lay pipe. [patriot]
haha no me aguito
 
Posted by SanFranGiants2010 (Member # 10372) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by NEIGHT:
If you're trying to get freaky get some jumper cables!
so what am i supposed to do with the jumper cables NEIGHT... Lace me up haha
 
Posted by Pure Stang (Member # 7251) on :
 
I'll play along I'm bored lol

Me: I got a question
Her: what is it
Me: ......
Her: you got issues
Me: coming over
Her: ur drunk
Lol...

I'm waiting for more responses me and my bud are doing it for shits and giggles.
 
Posted by LUCKY 187 (Member # 4347) on :
 
If I did this I would be busy for the next few weeks.
 
Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :
 
Jumper cables ftmfw!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Posted by Pure Stang (Member # 7251) on :
 
Me: got a question
Her: yeah?
Me: ....
Her: WTF is bang?
Me: WTF u blonde lol
 
Posted by Sic Beast (Member # 6771) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Pure Stang:
Me: got a question
Her: yeah?
Me: ....
Her: WTF is bang?
Me: WTF u blonde lol
haha another blonde moment she had
 
Posted by 19fastang84 (Member # 10406) on :
 
ME: was up?
HER: idk you tell me was good?
ME: Im cumin over >;]
HER: where?
ME: All OVER!!
HER: ....
HER:ok CUM! [Wink]
 
Posted by WildFire532FB (Member # 1482) on :
 
LOL are you a miscer?
 
Posted by solbrothers (Member # 7524) on :
 
i was with my gf and this bitch that i used to talk to but never messed with from hella long ago texted me. so i texted her "so when you gonna let me tap that" she was like "come over" and my gf and i lol'd
 
Posted by lucius50fox (Member # 10791) on :
 
^^^^^^^^^wtf your girl laughed? lucky. i got a spanish chick. that wouldnt have gone over well with her lol
 
Posted by Nastysvt (Member # 6431) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lucius50fox:
^^^^^^^^^wtf your girl laughed? lucky. i got a spanish chick. that wouldnt have gone over well with her lol
+10000 on that..lol
 
Posted by 2TONE (Member # 4216) on :
 
What do you know,it worked ,on her way
 
Posted by Zeke (Member # 9432) on :
 
Did you get this idea from Seatstaysup.com? If so, I remember reading that thread years ago and some people actually posted up some funny stuff. Here's a link to the thread, definitely a good read if you've got the time.

http://seatstaysup.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22684
 
Posted by SanFranGiants2010 (Member # 10372) on :
 
Got it from a different mustang forum. Thought it would work out here but sav650hab NEIGHT and phonso302 Just seem to hate on everybody if it ain't their post, no pun intended. But there were some pretty hilarious posts
 
Posted by 94 N.C.F. GT (Member # 3946) on :
 
Yea I remeber seeing this shit before hella funny too
 
Posted by NEIGHT (Member # 8741) on :
 
What you do with the jumper cables is put em on your nipples N connect them to a car battery.

Eh guey no soy un hater
 
Posted by 19fastang84 (Member # 10406) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by SanFranGiants2010:
Got it from a different mustang forum. Thought it would work out here but sav650hab NEIGHT and phonso302 Just seem to hate on everybody if it ain't their post, no pun intended. But there were some pretty hilarious posts
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