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Posted by MikeD. (Member # 8060) on :
 
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/1874425324.html

lmfao
 

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Posted by 306mustang (Member # 9204) on :
 
haha if i had money i would hella buy that car from him just for posting that haha

incase it gets deleted

FS/FT: 2003 Nissan 350z w/ FREE Avatar DVD - $13800


IF YOU ARE OFFENDED EASILY, LEAVE THIS AD, IM TIRED OF PANSIES FLAGGIN ME.


FOR SALE/TRADE:

You know what comes with this car? An extra set of badass. It's made by those rich fucks at nissan. So you know damn well...they spent like a BILLION fuckin dollars building that shit. And it was made in MOTHERFUCKIN JAPAN. You know what else Japan has made? FUCKIN SAMURAIS, NINJAS, and YAKUZA, those guys are so bad ass, they cut off their own body parts for getting the wrong tea for their bosses and shit. The rims on this badass miniature bullet train are 19 fuckin inches, thats bigger than that fat ass bitch you tagged in the club bathroom. It has a V6, so you know it goes like 300 mph, thats fast enough to get you to fuckin AFRICA in like 15 minutes, bitch. It's a stickshift, you can shift up, you can shift down, and if you press down like a mothefuckin man, you can reverse that sonofabitch over cats and shit. It's got heated leather seats, so when you pick up your slutty ass date, her vag won't freeze when she smears her ass over your baller ass leather seats. I could sit in those seats all fuckin day and not even give a shit. I put in a true dual exhaust, so when you drive around, bitches know you ain't fuckin around.

BUT, BUT, THATS ALL YOU SAY?

Whoa whoa whoa, hold your faggot horses, I ain't done yet. I didn't even mention the tires. Those tires right there, yes, those gangsta ass low profile tires. Fuck, those things grip like a fuckin gorilla, that's fuckin grip like you wouldn't believe. They even named a glue after that shit, so you know that's some tough shit right there. It's also got DUAL 56 lumen LED domelights. So, you could be driving along at like 4 in the fuckin morning, and you wanna read the Art of War by Sun motherfuckin Tzu (the only book that fuckin matters). You turn on the fuckin domelight and burn your retinas to shit, cause, that shit is bright as the motherfuckin son. In fact, I'm such a fuckin gentlemen I'll throw in some polarized glasses to protect your pansy ass eyes for you.That Version Select aero kit is what really makes that shit shine. People won't know if they just saw a sweet ass ride pass them, or if they should call the military cause they swore they just saw a motherfuckin UFO. It's also got JIC MAGIC coilovers. I know what you're thinking, and you're fuckin right. They're fuckin magic. Buy this motherfucker, and I'll even throw in the Avatar DVD. Why might you ask?, cause it's about blowin trees up on other planets, and bonin hot alien women, and you can watch it all on the touchscreen dvd player, instead of that sorry ass Gangbang porn you got stashed away. What? Who's judgin you? Not me. Buy this epitome of epic engineering now.


2003 Nissan 350z - 97k miles
Version Select front/rear/sides
AME Shallen CX wheels 19x...10 front, 19x11 rear
Toyo T1R tires
JIC Magic FLT-A2 full coilover suspension
Cusco control arms
XO2 True Dual exhaust (stock exhaust is also included)
Touchscreen headunit.

If you or anyone you know is interested feel free to let me know.

Trade must be for a 4 seater car.
I prefer: Acura TSX, Lexus IS300, Lexus GS300, Acura MDX, Honda Civic 4dr,......etc.. but I will consider all offers.

Asking 13.8k obo if you wanna buy the car outright

[ August 03, 2010, 03:46 AM: Message edited by: 306mustang ]
 

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Posted by ZincYellowGt281 (Member # 9865) on :
 
You know what comes with this car? An extra set of badass, Lol funniest add I've seen in a while
 

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Posted by Venomousnotch (Member # 8695) on :
 
This dude straight trippin on acid.....
 

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Posted by Slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
The rims on this badass miniature bullet train are 19 fuckin inches, thats bigger than that fat ass bitch you tagged in the club bathroom.

My favorite line from the ad.
 

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Posted by SFvert (Member # 3965) on :
 
lol,, creative for sure

It has a V6, so you know it goes like 300 mph, thats fast enough to get you to fuckin AFRICA in like 15 minutes, bitch.
 

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Posted by N8 (Member # 6048) on :
 
LMAO...The Avatar DVD line had me rollin. Funny ass ad
 

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Posted by SydeWaySix (Member # 3596) on :
 
That shit had me rollin
 

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Posted by 925GT50 (Member # 2683) on :
 
Lol good read
 

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Posted by 85notch5.0 (Member # 9804) on :
 
Hilarious. Good job OP.
 

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Posted by liftedF150 (Member # 868) on :
 
now that shit is funny!
 

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Posted by Eddie510- (Member # 2354) on :
 
"In fact, I'm such a fuckin gentlemen I'll throw in some polarized glasses to protect your pansy ass eyes for you" LMAOOOO!!
 

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Posted by Eddie510- (Member # 2354) on :
 
"You know what comes with this car? An extra set of badass. It's made by those rich fucks at nissan. So you know damn well...they spent like a BILLION fuckin dollars building that shit. And it was made in MOTHERFUCKIN JAPAN. You know what else Japan has made? FUCKIN SAMURAIS, NINJAS, and YAKUZA, those guys are so bad ass, they cut off their own body parts for getting the wrong tea for their bosses and shit" LMAOOOOOO OMG
 

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Posted by 50 Deep (Member # 6216) on :
 
FULLL OF WIN!!!!
 

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Posted by Yaterstang (Member # 7659) on :
 
What are you doing Mike D, you looking to buy some pansy ass ricer?
 

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Posted by Adam5.0 (Member # 6995) on :
 
Funniest thing i've seen i a long time. thats how you write a craigslist add
 

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Posted by MikeD. (Member # 8060) on :
 

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Originally posted by Yaterstang:
What are you doing Mike D, you looking to buy some pansy ass ricer?

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