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Posted by Nastysvt (Member # 6431) on :
 
1. The emissions test guy starts laughing as soon as you pull onto therollers.
2. You can't drive your car in the rain.
3. Your 'significant other' is afraid to drive your car.
4. You are afraid to drive your car.
5. You spend more on tires than on food.
6. You spend more on car insurance than on house payments.
7. You look in a state police car and see a picture of your car taped to the dash.
8. You throw your underwear in the garbage rather than the hamper.
9. You have to go to the track to buy gas.
10. Your mechanic names the new wing of his shop after you.
11. Jacques Villeneuve and Michael Schumacher wave you by.
12. The officer thanks you for pulling over knowing he had no chance of catching you.
13. You're tempted to wear your fire suit just to drive to the office.
14. Red signal lights shift to green as you're approaching then shift back to red as you're receding.
15. You arrive somewhere before you left.
16. You get pulled over for doing 155 in a 35 but the cops will let you go if "they can look under the hood."
17. You remove the $2000 stereo system to save 6 lb. of weight.
18. You can throw a rev and blow the girls skirt up standing behind you
19. You get an anonymous phone call asking if you are interested in being in the Cannonball Run.
20. Your face looks like you are riding a NASA centrifuge when you drive the car.
22. You need parachute braking.
23. 'significant other' won't even ride in the car.
24 There is no possible way to "sneak out" of your neighborhood at 6 am.
25. Your pets scramble for their hiding spots as soon as the garage door isopened. (Pets, and all the neighbors...)
26. Family photos throughout the house are replaced with ife-sized posters of your car.
27. You spin the tires on the Dyno
28. Your auto parts retailer knows you by first name basis
29. You can hit the gas and spin the tires on the freeway.
30. You drive a FORD.
 

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Posted by blown95svt (Member # 8893) on :
 
LOL! i think i fall under 90% of those
 

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Posted by Slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
Some of those are good
 

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Posted by just_another_ 91 (Member # 9317) on :
 
There is no such thing of having to much horse power
 

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Posted by LILstock3valve (Member # 4702) on :
 
Now hat was a cafords post worth reading
 

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Posted by sic70stang (Member # 4347) on :
 

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Originally posted by Nastysvt:

5. You spend more on tires than on food.
6. You spend more on car insurance than on house payments.
7. You look in a state police car and see a picture of your car taped to the dash.
12. The officer thanks you for pulling over knowing he had no chance of catching you.
15. You arrive somewhere before you left.
18. You can throw a rev and blow the girls skirt up standing behind you
24 There is no possible way to "sneak out" of your neighborhood at 6 am.
25. Your pets scramble for their hiding spots as soon as the garage door isopened. (Pets, and all the neighbors...)
30. You drive a FORD.

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