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Posted by Yaterstang (Member # 7659) on :
 
So I was at the mall yesterday looking for some shoes. The guy at the shop couldnt find my size so I walked out of the store, walked to my car, then I look in my hands and there was this shirt I was planning on buying. Oops! I jacked the shirt! So I didnt know what to do, like take it back and get charged with theft or something? So I said, F this, I'm outta here. Went home and realized it had the security tag on it with exploding ink it says. So if anybody knows what I should do now?

A: Keep the shirt and try to find someway of getting the tag off?
B: Take the shirt back?
C: Rock the s* out of the shirt with the tag on?
-
 
Posted by quickblue302 (Member # 7912) on :
 
use some dikes to cut the anti theft devise off. Dont ask how i know that..lol [Wink]
 
Posted by BladeX10 (Member # 9444) on :
 
I'd take it back, because i'm sure they know about it and have you on camera, just go back and say i accidently took this. IF the catch you, they will nail you harddd if you dont return it.

but you did technically get away so IDK. Just dont go there for awhile if you keep it

[ July 01, 2010, 10:50 PM: Message edited by: BladeX10 ]
 
Posted by 87droptop50 (Member # 7185) on :
 
Drill a hole and pour the ink out. Alot of stores forget to take those things off. If I fail I just take it back with the recite
 
Posted by asskickn88 (Member # 4957) on :
 
Why would you buy that shirt?
 
Posted by 50DADDY (Member # 3076) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by asskickn88:
Why would you buy that shirt?
LOL!!!!!!!!!
 
Posted by quickblue302 (Member # 7912) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 50DADDY:
quote:
Originally posted by asskickn88:
Why would you buy that shirt?
LOL!!!!!!!!!
+ 1 it looks kinda Homosexual.
 
Posted by BladeX10 (Member # 9444) on :
 
Wait. Thats not one of those security alarms is it? if thats the case, people always forget to take them off.
 
Posted by Luke87GT (Member # 21) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 50DADDY:
quote:
Originally posted by asskickn88:
Why would you buy that shirt?
LOL!!!!!!!!!
BWAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Posted by jaejae (Member # 7958) on :
 
keep that shit [Big Grin]
 
Posted by General Butt Naked (Member # 4831) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by quickblue302:
quote:
Originally posted by 50DADDY:
quote:
Originally posted by asskickn88:
Why would you buy that shirt?
LOL!!!!!!!!!
+ 1 it looks kinda Homosexual.
They are never going to believe you had the intention of paying for a d-bag t shirt like that.
 
Posted by Blue Oval (Member # 2548) on :
 
i own that shirt!girls come crawlin over that shirt! serious
 
Posted by 68stanger (Member # 7842) on :
 
A: Keep the shirt and try to find someway of getting the tag off?

they don't even know its missing..... until they take inventory.....then they write that shit off like its nothing.

if you take it back, you will be asking for a big pile of potential trouble. for your records sake DON'T BRING IT BACK

[ July 01, 2010, 11:50 PM: Message edited by: 68stanger ]
 
Posted by 94 N.C.F. GT (Member # 3946) on :
 
just keep it and take the tag off [dance]
 
Posted by 50 Deep (Member # 6216) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by General Butt Naked:
quote:
Originally posted by quickblue302:
quote:
Originally posted by 50DADDY:
quote:
Originally posted by asskickn88:
Why would you buy that shirt?
LOL!!!!!!!!!
+ 1 it looks kinda Homosexual.
They are never going to believe you had the intention of paying for a d-bag t shirt like that.
Maybe he lika da azn gurr
 
Posted by BOSS 32V (Member # 8125) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by quickblue302:
quote:
Originally posted by 50DADDY:
quote:
Originally posted by asskickn88:
Why would you buy that shirt?
LOL!!!!!!!!!
+ 1 it looks kinda Homosexual.
+2
 
Posted by Adam5.0 (Member # 6995) on :
 
this is a true test of someone's integrity, I think most of cafords has failed. lol. If you believe in karma return it or pay for it.
 
Posted by CHUGGNBREW'Z (Member # 7845) on :
 
have sex with it then return it [Wink]

[ July 02, 2010, 12:11 AM: Message edited by: CHUGGNBREW'Z ]
 
Posted by N8 (Member # 6048) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by General Butt Naked:
quote:
Originally posted by quickblue302:
quote:
Originally posted by 50DADDY:
quote:
Originally posted by asskickn88:
Why would you buy that shirt?
LOL!!!!!!!!!
+ 1 it looks kinda Homosexual.
They are never going to believe you had the intention of paying for a d-bag t shirt like that.
lmao "d bag"" aaaaaahhahahah
 
Posted by zincyellowgt281 (Member # 9865) on :
 
I would just take it back......and tell them they forget to take it off, I use to work in retail and two things will happen they will either not remember or wont care, clothes are stolen every day hard to keep track
 
Posted by General Butt Naked (Member # 4831) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Yaterstang:
So if anybody knows what I should do now?


C: Rock the s* out of the shirt with the tag on?
-
LMAO!! I just saw choice "C"


"Never go full retard"

[ July 02, 2010, 01:47 AM: Message edited by: General Butt Naked ]
 
Posted by Nastysvt (Member # 6431) on :
 
post it in the for sale section and see if anyone will buy it [Big Grin]
 
Posted by fstryde3 (Member # 8436) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by asskickn88:
Why would you buy that shirt?
You buy that for you or your old lady?

Take that S back if you have money for the internet you have money for a girls shirt!

[ July 02, 2010, 06:14 AM: Message edited by: fstryde3 ]
 
Posted by Luke87GT (Member # 21) on :
 
Will you take trades?

Got a K*N Filter or a 2.25" Flowmaster with only 200K miles.

LMK!!!
 
Posted by Yaterstang (Member # 7659) on :
 
Ha! I just the response I had in mind. LOL
 
Posted by Sic Wit it 50 (Member # 4119) on :
 
First Use a very strong magnet on the pyramid side of the security device then like twist n pull the flat part that's showing on the outside of the shirt n it willl kum apart heee heee....thas alll I kan say good luck oh n don't give it back..
 
Posted by Ryan... (Member # 7089) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by quickblue302:
quote:
Originally posted by 50DADDY:
quote:
Originally posted by asskickn88:
Why would you buy that shirt?
LOL!!!!!!!!!
+ 1 it looks kinda Homosexual.
lmao
 
Posted by vendicated_03gt (Member # 9815) on :
 
keep it its a bad ass shirt n if u leak ink oh well the shirt is black anyways lol
 
Posted by Blue92 (Member # 8789) on :
 
Option C would be funny to see in public! [Razz]
 
Posted by 68dustin (Member # 5388) on :
 
Are you will to take the california fords low ball price of 2 bucks for it?
dat shit hella kleen!
 
Posted by Yaterstang (Member # 7659) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Blue92:
Option C would be funny to see in public! [Razz]
I know, you know how people get all hyphy by leaving the tags and stickers all over their hats. I thought it would be hella stupid doo doo dumb and full retarded. Straight shittin on foos!
 
Posted by phil a (Member # 6951) on :
 
Take it back and explain what happened, just pay for the damned thing.
 
Posted by General Butt Naked (Member # 4831) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Yaterstang:
quote:
Originally posted by Blue92:
Option C would be funny to see in public! [Razz]
I know, you know how people get all hyphy by leaving the tags and stickers all over their hats. I thought it would be hella stupid doo doo dumb and full retarded. Straight shittin on foos!
Nice try, but no. You went full retard when you admitted to putting it on. Then you took a shyt on your dignity when you asked if you should "rock" that stupid thing.

Man up and wear your shame. Will it be "me luv u long time" or "he looka like ah man"?
 
Posted by Yaterstang (Member # 7659) on :
 
I've never actually put the shirt on yet and when did I ever say I wanted kept my dignity in the first place. I already stole the shirt so Im already going to hell and its sounds like there are at least 10 other board members that would say F it and keep the shirt.

Is it so shameful that I like dem Azn sideways pussy so much that I want to wear them on my shirt for free? So come on you dont have to be so racist here with the looka like a man mess.
 
Posted by Chris Hanson (Member # 3965) on :
 
whats the brand and the store you allegedly took it from?
 
Posted by General Butt Naked (Member # 4831) on :
 
Yes you are going to hell.

Consider that you are telling two stories. One is that you "like dem Azn sideways pussy" but the other is that you went full homo and said you'd "rock" that gay shyt.
Your douchebag taste is absolutely astounding!!

You made this tread, don't cry now. Gay Pride was last week and you can't expect acceptance everywhere you go.

Now put your shirt on because Mrs. Swan has a message for you...

-


"YOU LOOKA LIKE AH HOMO"

[ July 02, 2010, 12:19 PM: Message edited by: General Butt Naked ]
 
Posted by CHUGGNBREW'Z (Member # 7845) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Chris Hanson:
whats the brand and the store you allegedly took it from?
theybegay t shirt factory
 
Posted by Yaterstang (Member # 7659) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by General Butt Naked:
Yes you are going to hell.

Consider that you are telling two stories. One is that you "like dem Azn sideways pussy" but the other is that you went full homo and said you'd "rock" that gay shyt.
Your douchebag taste is absolutely astounding!!

You made this tread, don't cry now. Gay Pride was last week and you can't expect acceptance everywhere you go.

Now put your shirt on because Mrs. Swan has a message for you...

-


"YOU LOOKA LIKE AH HOMO"
LOL, your so gay you actually knew it was gay pride last week!
 
Posted by Yaterstang (Member # 7659) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by CHUGGNBREW'Z:
quote:
Originally posted by Chris Hanson:
whats the brand and the store you allegedly took it from?
theybegay t shirt factory
Alright the shirt company is Obey, ya go for it. I already know what your gonna say. LOL
 
Posted by General Butt Naked (Member # 4831) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Yaterstang:
quote:
Originally posted by General Butt Naked:
Yes you are going to hell.

Consider that you are telling two stories. One is that you "like dem Azn sideways pussy" but the other is that you went full homo and said you'd "rock" that gay shyt.
Your douchebag taste is absolutely astounding!!

You made this tread, don't cry now. Gay Pride was last week and you can't expect acceptance everywhere you go.

Now put your shirt on because Mrs. Swan has a message for you...

-


"YOU LOOKA LIKE AH HOMO"
LOL, your so gay you actually knew it was gay pride last week!
You are using this thread to come out of the closet.
The proof is in the tshirt.

[ July 02, 2010, 02:39 PM: Message edited by: General Butt Naked ]
 
Posted by Dag302 (Member # 4682) on :
 
That shirt goes with a yellow mustang!!!!!

Paint the security device gold and wear it as jewelry!
 
Posted by Yaterstang (Member # 7659) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by General Butt Naked:
quote:
Originally posted by Yaterstang:
quote:
Originally posted by General Butt Naked:
Yes you are going to hell.

Consider that you are telling two stories. One is that you "like dem Azn sideways pussy" but the other is that you went full homo and said you'd "rock" that gay shyt.
Your douchebag taste is absolutely astounding!!

You made this tread, don't cry now. Gay Pride was last week and you can't expect acceptance everywhere you go.

Now put your shirt on because Mrs. Swan has a message for you...

"YOU LOOKA LIKE AH HOMO"
LOL, your so gay you actually knew it was gay pride last week!
You are using this thread to come out of the closet.
The proof is in the tshirt.
-
 
Posted by Yaterstang (Member # 7659) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Dag302:
That shirt goes with a yellow mustang!!!!!

Paint the security device gold and wear it as jewelry!
F you guys, I'm taking this faggety shirt back now. You fn aholes!
-

[ July 02, 2010, 04:02 PM: Message edited by: Yaterstang ]
 
Posted by CHUGGNBREW'Z (Member # 7845) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Yaterstang:
quote:
Originally posted by Dag302:
That shirt goes with a yellow mustang!!!!!

Paint the security device gold and wear it as jewelry!
F you guys, I'm taking this faggety shirt back now. You fn aholes!
-
YOU JUST HAVE BEEN ROASTED ON CALIFORNIAFORDS.COM! [Razz]
 
Posted by Yaterstang (Member # 7659) on :
 
Dammit! If anybody wants to buy this shirt cheap $15 call me at 916-989-6604.
 
Posted by Tashas_c0upe (Member # 8969) on :
 
LOL

[ July 02, 2010, 10:49 PM: Message edited by: Tashas_c0upe ]
 
Posted by Nastysvt (Member # 6431) on :
 
i think you should wear it to every cafords meet so we'll know who you are [patriot]

[ July 03, 2010, 12:29 AM: Message edited by: Nastysvt ]
 
Posted by asskickn88 (Member # 4957) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Yaterstang:
Dammit! If anybody wants to buy this shirt cheap $15 call me at 916-989-6604.
You should take it to the Drake concert and see if you can sell it there.
 
Posted by Tashas_c0upe (Member # 8969) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by asskickn88:
quote:
Originally posted by Yaterstang:
Dammit! If anybody wants to buy this shirt cheap $15 call me at 916-989-6604.
You should take it to the Drake concert and see if you can sell it there.
LMFAO THIS IS COMEDY RIGHT HERE
 
Posted by Yaterstang (Member # 7659) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by asskickn88:
quote:
Originally posted by Yaterstang:
Dammit! If anybody wants to buy this shirt cheap $15 call me at 916-989-6604.
You should take it to the Drake concert and see if you can sell it there.
Nobody tried calling my number huh? I'm taking my girl Tara after she sells her Ipad!
 
Posted by AL STOCK (Member # 1852) on :
 
WOW! That's one gay ass shirt! I wouldn't even put that shirt on my camel.


-
 
Posted by asskickn88 (Member # 4957) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by AL STOCK:
WOW! That's one gay ass shirt! I wouldn't even put that shirt on my camel.


-
Damn, that shirt is neck and neck on the gay scale!
 
Posted by SFvert (Member # 3965) on :
 
[Embarrassed]
 




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