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Posted by N8 (Member # 6048) on :
 
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' And she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office! She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too'

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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'
 

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Posted by 89bluenotch (Member # 7454) on :
 
ha those were good. the last one is the best i thought
 

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Posted by 8stang8 (Member # 8082) on :
 
all THREE of those were good LOL
 

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Posted by shmayleen (Member # 8290) on :
 
i vote #2 haha
 

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Posted by totalkaos92 (Member # 5750) on :
 
LMFAO
 

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Posted by 91MSDFox (Member # 8749) on :
 
the last one had ne LOLin
 

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