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Posted by theconductor (Member # 13458) on :
 
Cross posted from another mustang forum

I've compiled this handy list of commonly used phrases as a public service. If there's anything I've forgotten or any corrections needed please let me know.

It ran when i parked it
This car no longer runs and will never run again.

No tire kickers! I KNO WAT I GOT!
I actually don't know what I have, but I want you to think it's worth something.

Needs battery
Fucked beyond all repair.

I don't need to sell it
I do a lot of cocaine. Please give me money.

Had to sell it, just had a baby
I am about to go to prison

No title
Stolen

Not stolen!
Stolen

Habla Espanol
This car does not run and might not exist. I will rob you when we meet

My loss is your gain
I have had this fucking listing up for 3 years.

Price is 2000
I want 1500

Price is 1500
I want a grand

Price is 1000
This is not worth money but I want money anyhow

No rides without cash in hand
I'm going to rob you, wreck your anus, murder you in a horrifying fashion and then serve your guts to my dogs

The car was rear ended but there's no frame damage at all
Chassis's fucked.

No rust
There's no car left. The rust ate it all.

Has a welded diff, too many mods to count, just a little bit of cosmetic damage.
never been drifted or abused $7500 firm
It's a drift slut owned by a 16 year old

Leaks some oil
oil pan has a 8 inch diameter hole and my garage is slowly flooding

Smokes a bit
Not only is there black smoke coming from the exhaust, the engine bay looks like a cigar lounge

Female Owned
Hasn't had an oil change for the past 50k miles. Wheels are curbed all to hell.

Adult owned
Teenager driven.

Buyer is responsible for smog
Doesn't pass smog, will cost more to fix than actual cars value.

Ice cold A/C
A/C barely works if at all

RARE!! CLASSIC!!
This is a 1997 Toyota Camry and is actually quite common.

Needs (random dollar amount, usually between $5-$25) part to fix.
Multiply dollar amount by 200.

Good condition for age
Compared to a sandwich.
 

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Posted by ZincYellow 281 (Member # 9865) on :
 
lol!! yup, sounds like you've had experiance with these types of sellers.
 

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Posted by WhiteLXStang (Member # 7838) on :
 
LOL, great post!
 

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Posted by 70stang351w (Member # 9948) on :
 
LMAO So much Truth

Never get why people say to many mods to list? wtf aren't you trying to sell the car or txt for pic' s

Are Forum rules should make it pics and full description or you get deleted.
 

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Posted by NEIGHT (Member # 8741) on :
 
LOL at female owned. Due to your description my cousin is a female, fucker couldn't park if his life depended on it.
 

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Posted by theconductor (Member # 13458) on :
 

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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
LOL at female owned. Due to your description my cousin is a female, fucker couldn't park if his life depended on it.

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