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Posted by 9cobra7 (Member # 2812) on :
 
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.

He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank... he's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone, and danced like a Broadway star. And you should have heard him play the piano! He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was somebody really special."

Cabbie: "Oh hell there's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order, and which fork to eat it with, and he could fix anything---. Not like me - I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank, he could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made mistakes, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never argue back, even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! I never knew him to make a mistake! No one could ever measure up to Frank."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well. I never actually met Frank. He died, and I married his f***ing wife
 

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Posted by NorCalRydaz (Member # 3233) on :
 
Hahaha
 

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Posted by SLOWBACK 67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
ROFLMFAO
 

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Posted by i (Member # 12534) on :
 
I don't get it
 

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Posted by SLOWBACK 67 (Member # 6348) on :
 

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Originally posted by i:
I don't get it

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Then you have never dated a girl who is hung up on an EX.
 

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Posted by Blow_U_In_Reverse (Member # 12298) on :
 
Buahahahahahah
 

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Posted by 5.t0es (Member # 5864) on :
 

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Originally posted by i:
I don't get it

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Originally posted by Wht86drop:
Gotem hahahaha

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