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Posted by ed650 (Member # 9897) on :
 
Throughout the years ive heard of people trying to claim other people's kids...
I know of a guy with 3 kids that gets paid in cash and won't be filing taxes so im thinking of offering him some cash to claim 1 of his kids....

Is it possible ?
 
Posted by losbadgts (Member # 4394) on :
 
Anything is possible but everything has there consequences. You may get audit so be prepare to always have proof.
 
Posted by 135.0 (Member # 4992) on :
 
Sounds like Welfare fraud, but you do what you do.
 
Posted by Black 02 SS (Member # 5939) on :
 
Risks for penalties far outweigh the benefits, I'm assuming. IRS don't play son!
 
Posted by macthizzle (Member # 3492) on :
 
Don't do it.I've been audited before for a different reason and that sucks. It was an honest mistake by me, I still had to pay $2500.
 
Posted by ed650 (Member # 9897) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 135.0:
Sounds like Welfare fraud, but you do what you do.
It could be fraud but id rather get the extra 3 to 4k that I worked for instead of letting some lazy ass people with no job get it. I wouldn't go thru all this trouble for a 500$ difference either but were talking about an extra 3k +
 
Posted by 135.0 (Member # 4992) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ed650:
quote:
Originally posted by 135.0:
Sounds like Welfare fraud, but you do what you do.
It could be fraud but id rather get the extra 3 to 4k that I worked for instead of letting some lazy ass people with no job get it. I wouldn't go thru all this trouble for a 500$ difference either but were talking about an extra 3k +
Unless you're housing or feeding kids, you should go back to the lazy ass people and take their money because it's their genitalia that has caused you and other taxpayers to pay for them.
 
Posted by 135.0 (Member # 4992) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 135.0:
quote:
Originally posted by ed650:
quote:
Originally posted by 135.0:
Sounds like Welfare fraud, but you do what you do.
It could be fraud but id rather get the extra 3 to 4k that I worked for instead of letting some lazy ass people with no job get it. I wouldn't go thru all this trouble for a 500$ difference either but were talking about an extra 3k +
Unless you're housing or feeding kids, you should go back to the lazy ass people and take their money because it's their genitalia that has caused you and other taxpayers to pay for them.
And if you better be able to prove you've been taking care of those kids because their social security numbers are all over welfare paperwork and if they see you taking care of them making X amount of money but still receiving welfare or wic or whatever the fuck else they receive, somebody's gonna come knocking on your door bruh.
 
Posted by Blow_U_In_Reverse (Member # 12298) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 135.0:
quote:
Originally posted by 135.0:
quote:
Originally posted by ed650:
quote:
Originally posted by 135.0:
Sounds like Welfare fraud, but you do what you do.
It could be fraud but id rather get the extra 3 to 4k that I worked for instead of letting some lazy ass people with no job get it. I wouldn't go thru all this trouble for a 500$ difference either but were talking about an extra 3k +
Unless you're housing or feeding kids, you should go back to the lazy ass people and take their money because it's their genitalia that has caused you and other taxpayers to pay for them.
And if you better be able to prove you've been taking care of those kids because their social security numbers are all over welfare paperwork and if they see you taking care of them making X amount of money but still receiving welfare or wic or whatever the fuck else they receive, somebody's gonna come knocking on your door bruh.
he's right.. its not as easy as just claiming the kids and getting extra cash.. its the IRS ur dealing with, not a high school principal that will buy any lie you feed him.. And if you end up getting audited, then ur in a whole another boatload of bullshit that u will have to deal with.. not worth it bro!
 
Posted by ed650 (Member # 9897) on :
 


[ 2014-12-12, 11:19 AM: Message edited by: ed650 ]
 
Posted by adower (Member # 5955) on :
 
You gotta be dumb to ask a question like this. Lol!
 
Posted by 5.t0es (Member # 5864) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by adower:
You gotta be dumb to ask a question like this. Lol!
[patriot]
 
Posted by sic70stang (Member # 4347) on :
 
Hahahahaha this site never fails.
 
Posted by 135.0 (Member # 4992) on :
 
We should make it a sticky or under a new section named GHETTO FAQ's.

Include all smock hookup questions, DMV fee questions, cosigning for someone with a 300 fico, how to apply for public assistance, get you an obamam phone, and all you wanted to know about obamacare.
 
Posted by hurting your feelings (Member # 13641) on :
 
Maybe you should co-sign a loan for him too.

[ 2014-12-12, 12:24 PM: Message edited by: hurting your feelings ]
 
Posted by Z06-FTMFW (Member # 3164) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ed650:
Throughout the years ive heard of people trying to claim other people's kids...
I know of a guy with 3 kids that gets paid in cash and won't be filing taxes so im thinking of offering him some cash to claim 1 of his kids....

Is it possible ?
I had a roommate that her parents claimed her kids, but the kids were living with the parent...
so it is possible, but only do it if its legal. to offer him money so you can claim his kid is a fraud! Trust me when the I-R-S knocks on your door, the penalty will be much bigger than the reward.

Not worth it IMO
 
Posted by Z06-FTMFW (Member # 3164) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Blow_U_In_Reverse:
quote:
Originally posted by 135.0:
quote:
Originally posted by 135.0:
quote:
Originally posted by ed650:
quote:
Originally posted by 135.0:
Sounds like Welfare fraud, but you do what you do.
It could be fraud but id rather get the extra 3 to 4k that I worked for instead of letting some lazy ass people with no job get it. I wouldn't go thru all this trouble for a 500$ difference either but were talking about an extra 3k +
Unless you're housing or feeding kids, you should go back to the lazy ass people and take their money because it's their genitalia that has caused you and other taxpayers to pay for them.
And if you better be able to prove you've been taking care of those kids because their social security numbers are all over welfare paperwork and if they see you taking care of them making X amount of money but still receiving welfare or wic or whatever the fuck else they receive, somebody's gonna come knocking on your door bruh.
he's right.. its not as easy as just claiming the kids and getting extra cash.. its the IRS ur dealing with, not a high school principal that will buy any lie you feed him.. And if you end up getting audited, then ur in a whole another boatload of bullshit that u will have to deal with.. not worth it bro!
totally forgot, I actually was audited the first year I claimed two kids. I went from 0 kids to two, and the IRS letter came. Yes I had twin boys, so it was easy to prove.
 
Posted by sic70stang (Member # 4347) on :
 
i was audited last year for my son. delayed my refund too.
 
Posted by Pcsal (Member # 12897) on :
 
kid better be under 1 years old kind of hard to claim a 2-18 year old and not have claimed them in the past RED FLAG
 
Posted by 97cobra209 (Member # 11376) on :
 
Plus they've changed the rules you now have to show proof at least we had to last year with our tax guy proof of our kids in school with our address they caught on to pepole doing this and there was a whole lot of pepole doing it!!
 
Posted by Black 02 SS (Member # 5939) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 135.0:
We should make it a sticky or under a new section named GHETTO FAQ's.

Include all smock hookup questions, DMV fee questions, cosigning for someone with a 300 fico, how to apply for public assistance, get you an obamam phone, and all you wanted to know about obamacare.
The LS1 scene is slowly getting there too with how cheap the clapped out F-bodies are getting. It's a sad state of affairs for the Bay Area car scene as all the "ON INSTRAGRAM STRAIGHT FLEXIN" fools are picking up LS/Ford/Mopar/ LS swapped cars for the egotistical side of things rather than true enthusiasts [Frown]
 
Posted by Robb (Member # 9444) on :
 
Only on CAfords.
 
Posted by slidewayz94 (Member # 3101) on :
 
WTF are you people serious [Confused]
 
Posted by Tonp650 (Member # 10888) on :
 
The statute of limitations for filing a fraudulent tax return never expires. Just something to think about.
 
Posted by i (Member # 12534) on :
 
You didn't learned your lesson from the co sign post? FYI Don't be posting this type of advice/questions, they'll always be breaking your balls.
 
Posted by 5.t0es (Member # 5864) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by i:
You didn't learned your lesson from the co sign post? FYI Don't be posting this type of advice/questions, they'll always be breaking your balls.
because this type of question is stupid!
 
Posted by 88DroptopGT (Member # 2535) on :
 
This thread made my Kwanzaa!

[Whoo Whooooo!]
 
Posted by ed650 (Member # 9897) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by i:
You didn't learned your lesson from the co sign post? FYI Don't be posting this type of advice/questions, they'll always be breaking your balls.
Yea theres always those 2-3 people on here that run their mouth Instead of giving a simple answer.
 
Posted by losbadgts (Member # 4394) on :
 
Back to the question. Yea man dont risk it. A lot of people do it i know u have the right intention to help the dad and yourself but dont risk it.
 
Posted by stanger00 (Member # 13818) on :
 
[patriot]
 
Posted by TEXAS (Member # 11875) on :
 
Tax return ballin, FTW!
 
Posted by ed650 (Member # 9897) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by losbadgts:
Back to the question. Yea man dont risk it. A lot of people do it i know u have the right intention to help the dad and yourself but dont risk it.
Yea thanks im not going to do it
 
Posted by wilit (Member # 3367) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ed650:
quote:
Originally posted by i:
You didn't learned your lesson from the co sign post? FYI Don't be posting this type of advice/questions, they'll always be breaking your balls.
Yea theres always those 2-3 people on here that run their mouth Instead of giving a simple answer.
Did you really need to ask? It's obviously illegal. If you took 10 seconds to Google the IRS code, you would have found that out and saved yourself the hassle of being hassled.
 
Posted by 5.t0es (Member # 5864) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by losbadgts:
Back to the question. Yea man dont risk it. A lot of people do it i know u have the right intention to help the dad and yourself but dont risk it.
The right intentions? are you crazy or stupid? to the op, its illegal, The irs isnt someone to mess with. Do everything by the book because as others stated the risks outweigh the rewards. Penalties, fees, garnishments etc...
 
Posted by losbadgts (Member # 4394) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 5.t0es:
quote:
Originally posted by losbadgts:
Back to the question. Yea man dont risk it. A lot of people do it i know u have the right intention to help the dad and yourself but dont risk it.
The right intentions? are you crazy or stupid? to the op, its illegal, The irs isnt someone to mess with. Do everything by the book because as others stated the risks outweigh the rewards. Penalties, fees, garnishments etc...
yes im a bit crazy, and no shit its illegal just like a lot of shit people do here all the time. But if you took your time to read whole question he asked. He said he was going to help the dad of kids with money as well thats why i said what i said. Have u ever heard of being polite when u answer a question. Guess not its cafords so gives shit.
 
Posted by hurting your feelings (Member # 13641) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by losbadgts:
quote:
Originally posted by 5.t0es:
quote:
Originally posted by losbadgts:
Back to the question. Yea man dont risk it. A lot of people do it i know u have the right intention to help the dad and yourself but dont risk it.
The right intentions? are you crazy or stupid? to the op, its illegal, The irs isnt someone to mess with. Do everything by the book because as others stated the risks outweigh the rewards. Penalties, fees, garnishments etc...
yes im a bit crazy, and no shit its illegal just like a lot of shit people do here all the time. But if you took your time to read whole question he asked. He said he was going to help the dad of kids with money as well thats why i said what i said. Have u ever heard of being polite when u answer a question. Guess not its cafords so gives shit.
He was trying to purchase the kids social security numbers for some cash in the hopes of a bigger profit by filing a fraudulent tax return.
 
Posted by 5.t0es (Member # 5864) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by losbadgts:
quote:
Originally posted by 5.t0es:
quote:
Originally posted by losbadgts:
Back to the question. Yea man dont risk it. A lot of people do it i know u have the right intention to help the dad and yourself but dont risk it.
The right intentions? are you crazy or stupid? to the op, its illegal, The irs isnt someone to mess with. Do everything by the book because as others stated the risks outweigh the rewards. Penalties, fees, garnishments etc...
yes im a bit crazy, and no shit its illegal just like a lot of shit people do here all the time. But if you took your time to read whole question he asked. He said he was going to help the dad of kids with money as well thats why i said what i said. Have u ever heard of being polite when u answer a question. Guess not its cafords so gives shit.
He wasnt helping anyone but himself!.. Cmon los dont "pretent" you cant see it.
 
Posted by 135.0 (Member # 4992) on :
 
If neither parents makes enough money to file tax returns that means these children's parents contribute precisely dick to society. 0 to our GDP.
 
Posted by 135.0 (Member # 4992) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ed650:
quote:
Originally posted by i:
You didn't learned your lesson from the co sign post? FYI Don't be posting this type of advice/questions, they'll always be breaking your balls.
Yea theres always those 2-3 people on here that run their mouth Instead of giving a simple answer.
Run my mouth? I gave you the right advice, you think life's a fucking game. IRS ain't the ones to fuck with. Read a book
 
Posted by hurting your feelings (Member # 13641) on :
 
Three white men you don't fuck with is internal revenue service.they will run through you like a drunk girl.
 
Posted by ed650 (Member # 9897) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 135.0:
quote:
Originally posted by ed650:
quote:
Originally posted by i:
You didn't learned your lesson from the co sign post? FYI Don't be posting this type of advice/questions, they'll always be breaking your balls.
Yea theres always those 2-3 people on here that run their mouth Instead of giving a simple answer.
Run my mouth? I gave you the right advice, you think life's a fucking game. IRS ain't the ones to fuck with. Read a book
you could of simply said no its not possible but you proceeded and called me welfare like if you personally know me.
 




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