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Posted by 9cobra7 (Member # 2812) on :
 
TURBO50
 

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Posted by Z06-FTMFW (Member # 3164) on :
 
how about... DAN
 

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Posted by FiveOhChuck (Member # 12588) on :
 
Ahaha I see what you guys did there
 

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Posted by red5o (Member # 12651) on :
 

 

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Posted by Blue92 (Member # 8789) on :
 
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
Are - my - test - results - back?"
 

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Posted by 98 ROUSH (Member # 10309) on :
 

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Originally posted by Blue92:
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
Are - my - test - results - back?"

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LoL, good one
 

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Posted by rollininmy50 (Member # 9067) on :
 
Gd joke
 

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Posted by Blue92 (Member # 8789) on :
 
So a woman makes an appointment to see her doctor. She goes to the doctor's office and during the examination she says, "Doctor, I've got a problem that I am deeply concerned about. I keep farting all the time, they don't smell or make a sound but I am constantly farting all the time. In fact, I've farted 15 times since you've stepped in the room to exam me. I'm very worried that there is something wrong with me."
The doctor writes her a prescription and says, "Take 2 of these a day and see me in a week." The woman comes back in a week and says, "these pills aren't helping. In fact I'm even worse, I'm still farting all the time, they still don't make any noise, but now they smell horrible." The doctor says "good, we've cleared up your sinuses, now let's work on your hearing."

[ 2014-06-05, 03:52 PM: Message edited by: Blue92 ]
 

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