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Posted by SIC9250 (Member # 8216) on :

Found this big ass wolf spider in the garage,dead center floor just sitting there,didnt put up a fight getting caught either lol I'm into spiders,think there very unique creatures but when there this big an mobile unlike a webb'd spider it's scary shit!!

Posted by 2T0NE (Member # 4216) on :

Fuck that

Posted by x Raelsmar x (Member # 9804) on :

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Originally posted by 2T0NE:
Fuck that

Posted by NEIGHT (Member # 8741) on :

Try having a bat fly in your house. Last night I had to kill a pretty good size bat in my house.

Posted by SIC9250 (Member # 8216) on :

/\ that's nuts lol,me an my boys were fuckn around in a barn one time an caught like 12-15 black widows in a jar..a week later only one was alive lol,bad bitch domination!

Posted by a302juGRnot (Member # 10163) on :

burn that shit

Posted by 90 7up lx (Member # 10304) on :

It came from the red Notch Brandon u gota drive it once in a while gota shake the cobwebs off..lol...

Or it came out of that big ass ford sign lol

Posted by SIC9250 (Member # 8216) on :

/\ lol,notch has gotta be finished before it drives! Big ass ford sign....maybe [Big Grin]

Posted by i (Member # 12534) on :

deep fry it! I heard it taste like chicken [burnout]

Posted by RedBaron (Member # 4361) on :

Get a collar for it, and scare cops with it!

Posted by SantaClara_Cobra (Member # 9488) on :

Claim him next year

Posted by 0089GT (Member # 9996) on :

thats crazy where do you live? hopefully not near ssf i dont wanna see stuff like that

Posted by SIC9250 (Member # 8216) on :

In the middle of no where believe me...no where near Bay Area lol

Posted by Infamous5.0 (Member # 1745) on :

Give it a name, look for other bad bugs and have a royal rumble ftw. Record aswell if the fight doesnt last too long

Posted by 06ragtopgt_SOS (Member # 11327) on :

I'm house sitting for my parents in Lincoln this week. I went to raid their pantry for my lunch yesterday morning and had one of these bitches run out from behind a box of crackers. It grazed my hand and when I saw what it was, I damn near shit myself! I'm thinking my pops put it there to keep my little brothers from eating all the food. Worst part is the fucker got away. I'm eating taco bell the rest of the week!

Posted by turbo50 (Member # 6700) on :

I have a good wolf spider story.

One year it was cold as shit in the bay area and I was putting together a motor and had my propane heater on to keep the garage warm while I painted it ford blue.

Well here comes this big ass fuckin wolf spider about the size of the one you caught.

I looked down and all I had was spray paint in my hand.

So I shoot it at him until he curls up into the dead spider ball. All blue and in a puddle of blue paint.

I should have stepped on his ass.

Anyway about a week later Im back out in the garage and I see something blue streak by me real fast.

Ill be damn if it wasnt that fuckin spider, painted ford blue.

I then took my map gas torch and fuckin roasted his blue ass.

That is what I use now.

Works great outside of having daddy long legs nest in your garage. I let them live. They eat everything but cant eat you.

Posted by NK2186 (Member # 12319) on :

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

A whole lotta NOPE in this thread! Yea spiders are beneficial but keep that shit outta my house!

Everytime i see a spider hanging out on the wall I cannot help but think it is plotting against me... Just staring at me waiting for the minute i turn my back to lower itself from the ceiling onto my shoulder...

I usually give them a quick touch with my bic lighter... that should teach em!

Posted by Pure Stang (Member # 7251) on :

Fuck that!...

Posted by Arch (Member # 5177) on :

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Originally posted by 06ragtopgt_SOS:
I'm house sitting for my parents in Lincoln this week. I went to raid their pantry for my lunch yesterday morning and had one of these bitches run out from behind a box of crackers. It grazed my hand and when I saw what it was, I damn near shit myself! I'm thinking my pops put it there to keep my little brothers from eating all the food. Worst part is the fucker got away. I'm eating taco bell the rest of the week!

Shit dude, I'm in Lincoln. [Eek!]

Posted by Arch (Member # 5177) on :

Are they really this common in Bay/Sacramento area?
I lived in the north bay my whole life and never saw anything so massive. Moved to Lincoln 3 years ago, haven't spotted one.

Just so happens the one thing on this planet that will make me scream like a girl, spiders.

Posted by stock fox (Member # 9211) on :

Make ut fight another bug

Posted by SIC9250 (Member # 8216) on :

This thread is awesome! Ford blue huh Dan lol that's funny shit right there [Wink]

anyway I let her go (read females are way bigger than males) walked her out to the field and tossed it,figured that's an accomplishment in the spider world to be a big bitch so who am I to decide her fate
[dance]

There will be plenty more,yes there ALL over norcal and don't spin webs there free roaming spiders and stick mostly to the ground,funny thing is they lay there eggs on there abdomin and cruise around with them until birth,even after birth the babies stick with mom on her back until they can fend for themselves...so u might just find one lurkin with a nest on its back this big!! Watch yourselves fellas!

Posted by 925_GT (Member # 11891) on :

I found one at work and put it in a Gatorade bottle. After i shook the bottle a little about 20 little baby spiders hopped off the of main spiders ass and started crawling around the bottle.

Posted by mikeP (Member # 4489) on :

you sure thats not a calisoga? i had found 2 of these last year around nov. just sitting in the middle of my driveway. thought my neighbors kid threw a toy spider over the fence. i walked up to it and was like holy shiz when it started walking....

Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :

quote:
Originally posted by NEIGHT:
Try having a bat fly in your house. Last night I had to kill a pretty good size bat in my house.

smoking them tweeds again [Confused]

Posted by Camara90 (Member # 134) on :

Here is one I found in my garage a few years back, lit his ass up with some brake clean and a torch but he didnt burn to well. Took this pic afterwords.

Posted by Broke4.6 (Member # 9085) on :

hahaha only you would catch it and take a pic of it! lol im weak right now!! the jar of death was just out of hand, drugs and spiders can keep you entertained for hours [Smile]

[ 2013-07-03, 09:17 PM: Message edited by: Broke4.6 ]

Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :

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Originally posted by Broke4.6:
hahaha only you would catch it and take a pic of it! lol im weak right now!! the jar of death was just out of hand, drugs and spiders can keep you entertained for hours

thesencomments are great

Posted by wilit (Member # 3367) on :

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Originally posted by Camara90:
Here is one I found in my garage a few years back, lit his ass up with some brake clean and a torch but he didnt burn to well. Took this pic afterwords.

When I was about 17 years old, I was up late watching TV by myself. We had this old Zenith TV on a hollow swivel base, kinda like this...

I'm sitting there alone, and a wolf spider bigger than the one posted above runs out from under the TV into the middle of the walkway from the living room to the rest of the house and turns and stares at me. This little motherfucker essentially cut off my escape route out of the room. Being the manly-man I am, I let out a "battle cry," that some might mistake for a little girl squealing in horror. My only course of action was to hardcore-parkour my way into the kitchen and hope there was bug spray under the sink. As I side-stepped my way from the couch to the kitchen, the spider turned and watched my every move. As I moved, he turned to look into my soul. To my dismay, there was no bug spray under the sink. The only thing I could find that might do the trick was some Glade air freshener. That little fucker was going to meet his maker smelling like country breeze. I peeked over the kitchen counter to see if he was still there and he turned again to stare at me. FUCKING SHIT, it's the T1000 of spiders, tracking my every move. So I slowly make my way around the counter and take a very timid step forward toward the spider. Clearly this fucker could read because he saw what I had in my hand, and wanting no part of my fresh smelling present for him, turned and booked it back under the TV. At this point, a little pee dribbled out into my Spiderman undies. I had to man up. If my Dad could fight off 10 Viet-Cong with only a sharpened pencil, surely I could take care of a shitty spider. I took my position and moved the TV base just slightly to get a better view underneath. He was there, staring at me. I raised my air freshener of doom and he countered by running to the rear most position under the TV stand. Thankfully the can had quite a range on it and I was able to fog up the entire cavity of the TV stand. There was so much aerosol fog rolling out, it looked like a micro-top fuel dragster just did a burnout under my TV. I summoned all my courage and moved the TV stand enough to see him in his arachnid-fetal position. I grabbed the biggest, longest-handled spatula I could find, scooped him up and catapulted him into the garbage disposal. Just before grinding him up to his doom, I'm pretty sure I heard the faint whisper of him murmuring a racial slur at me. Whatever he said, it was quickly drowned out by the whirr of the 3/4hp Craftsman disposal.

Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :

^^^^lol^^^^^

Posted by NEIGHT (Member # 8741) on :

quote:
Originally posted by DIRTY SALLY:

quote:
Originally posted by NEIGHT:
Try having a bat fly in your house. Last night I had to kill a pretty good size bat in my house.
smoking them tweeds again

Nah I swear. That shit was terrifying kuz I was scared of getting bit kuz don't those fuckers carry rabies? Fuck that I lit his up with my BB gun, grabbed him with a plastic bag then slammed him into bricks a few times.

Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :

Posted by NK2186 (Member # 12319) on :

quote:
Originally posted by DIRTY SALLY:

BERT GET THE ELEPHANT GUN! shoot no penetration!

Helllllllll noooooo... i would burn the house down if this was on my shit.

Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :

quote:
Originally posted by NK2186:

quote:
Originally posted by DIRTY SALLY:

BERT GET THE ELEPHANT GUN! shoot no penetration!

Helllllllll noooooo... i would burn the house down if this was on my shit.

i would probley shit myself and pee a little and scream like a little girl [Frown]

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