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Posted by 9cobra7 (Member # 2812) on :
 
Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, “If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?” She replied… “I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.”
Her parents beamed with pride!
“Wow…what a worthy goal!” I said. “But you don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that!” I told her.
“What do you mean?” she replied.
So I told her, “You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I’ll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out and give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.”
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”
I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.” Her parents aren’t speaking to me anymore.
 
Posted by NEIGHT (Member # 8741) on :
 
Lol so that's the difference between democratic N republican?
 
Posted by ECOboostin (Member # 4347) on :
 
Hahhaha [patriot]
 
Posted by SwEeT 03 (Member # 10283) on :
 
lmao [patriot]
 
Posted by Infamous5.0 (Member # 1745) on :
 
I'm poor so that's why I'm a democrat. Once I start balling I'll switch sides and be a super republican. Obama for now [patriot]
 
Posted by Anderthizzle (Member # 7910) on :
 
Were you live I will do it for $50.00.
 
Posted by Infamous5.0 (Member # 1745) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Anderthizzle:
Were you live I will do it for $50.00.

It's.... Where do you live.....don't be next to get the boot!
 
Posted by 5Porn0 (Member # 6001) on :
 
Winning!
 
Posted by coupe5oh (Member # 10411) on :
 
Re-post, but still a good one. [patriot]
 
Posted by slow2v (Member # 9403) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Infamous5.0:
quote:
Originally posted by Anderthizzle:
Were you live I will do it for $50.00.

It's.... Where do you live.....don't be next to get the boot!

 
Posted by slow2v (Member # 9403) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by slow2v:
quote:
Originally posted by Infamous5.0:
quote:
Originally posted by Anderthizzle:
Were you live I will do it for $50.00.

It's.... Where do you live.....don't be next to get the boot!

Where you live ftw
 
Posted by Cobra 93-4992 (Member # 4992) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Infamous5.0:
quote:
Originally posted by Anderthizzle:
Were you live I will do it for $50.00.

It's.... Where do you live.....don't be next to get the boot!
Das stimmt!
 
Posted by Slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
Work hard so others can hardly work.
That seems to be a democrat moto as of lately. [BS flag]
 
Posted by 66_5.0 (Member # 9974) on :
 
Fuck that. And Fuck lazy people
 
Posted by jegg (Member # 9910) on :
 
lol...i've read this somewhere else. You don't seem like the type to be working in or around flower beds..... lol

funny tho..
 
Posted by Slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
Neight keeps my flowers looking dipped all year round & for a lot less then 50 bucks. [patriot]
 
Posted by 66_5.0 (Member # 9974) on :
 
I see it like this:

Think of a pool and the water is the world. Now if someone throws you in the pool and you dont know how to swim...what do you do?

Option 1: Learn to swim

Option 2: Dont learn and drown

I swear Im not crazy.

But if you cant get up and go work for your money but are capable, then you shouldnt be breathing.

[ October 11, 2012, 07:34 PM: Message edited by: 66_5.0 ]
 




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