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Posted by cali95gt (Member # 8940) on :

I remember reading a post a few months back that had the break down of women's downfall by age... Thought it was pretty funny but can't find it anymore... Someone help me out!!!

Basically women peaked at about 23 years old and men only got more with age lol

Posted by rollin5ive0 (Member # 8592) on :

DONT BELIEVE A WORD IT SAYS...man i printed that that shit out and studied it and then hit the bars with my new found "upper hand" non of the women agreed and the past thier prime women who were supposed to give it up easy got REAL pissed and were not very appreciatve of the breakdown.....i just dont get it?? it was right there straight from the internet to print so they could see proof.......maybe next time i wont let them in on the secret!!! yeah that should work better!! [Big Grin]

Posted by cali95gt (Member # 8940) on :

quote:
Originally posted by rollin5ive0:
DONT BELIEVE A WORD IT SAYS...man i printed that that shit out and studied it and then hit the bars with my new found "upper hand" non of the women agreed and the past thier prime women who were supposed to give it up easy got REAL pissed and were not very appreciatve of the breakdown.....i just dont get it?? it was right there straight from the internet to print so they could see proof.......maybe next time i wont let them in on the secret!!! yeah that should work better!!

I don't want to live by it just read it again for a good laugh..

Posted by 66_5.0 (Member # 9974) on :

I was just explaining this to a beezee last night! She got really mad lol. Someone find it please!

Posted by SwEeT 03 Gt (Member # 10283) on :

WHY MEN ARE WINNING

Ages 15 to 19: The chart starts at age 15. Here women are at an access level of 8, which means they can pretty much do whatever they want whenever they want. By the time she’s 19 and has a fake ID, she soars up to a 10 which means the world is her oyster. Your average man in this same category is lucky if he gets a blowjob from the ugly chick in 2nd period, and feels truly fortunate if he can keep a steady girlfriend and get laid on a semi regular basis.

Ages 20 to 25: Women are at their peak during most of this time, and even though their access starts to decline, it declines only because they themselves are being more selective while staging for marriage. Men during this time are steadily learning how to deal with women and are increasing their earning potential, so things are getting slowly better. Still, they haven’t reached the level of access that their female counterparts have enjoyed since age 15.

Age 26 to 28: This is the start of the marriage zone. Women’s clocks are ticking, and men have finally turned a job into a career. Though women’s access is still at a very high 8, she notices the men around her have more choices. They’ve reached an access level of 7 and are steadily rising. Though she gets roughly the same amount of attention from men that she used to, she notices the men are far less likely to catch oneitis in her presence. Men are getting smarter and they have more options because of their increased access. She has to get him to commit as soon as possible before he realizes just how numerous his options really are.

Age 29 to 30: This is a superb time for men to be alive. The tables have now turned. She’s finally learned that while finding dick takes very little effort, finding *committed* dick isn’t as easy as she was told it would be. Even though she screwed up in the marriage zone and wasn’t able to secure a partner, she’s going to stay on the prowl and be “in it to win it”.

Age 31 and up: As her sexual and marriage market value slowly decreases, so does her access to committed dick. Meanwhile, the men who were smart enough to avoid her in the marriage zone have a long and happy life ahead of them. Even at age 40 – if they are successful and have stayed in shape – these men can find a 28 year old woman to bear their children if they want. The men have nothing to lose. The women continue to slowly decline until they settle for a beta or convince themselves that being a career woman in Cougarville was really what they wanted all along.

After men avoid the marriage zone, their access soars. They can enjoy a series of fulfilling monogamous relationships with women who are on their best behavior since they’re desperately trying to get married, and fill in the time in between these relationships by banging easy targets such as single mothers, divorcees, and rabid feminists who are second-guessing their decisions.

i got this shit saved lol

Posted by 66_5.0 (Member # 9974) on :

quote:
Originally posted by SwEeT 03 Gt:
WHY MEN ARE WINNING

Ages 15 to 19: The chart starts at age 15. Here women are at an access level of 8, which means they can pretty much do whatever they want whenever they want. By the time she’s 19 and has a fake ID, she soars up to a 10 which means the world is her oyster. Your average man in this same category is lucky if he gets a blowjob from the ugly chick in 2nd period, and feels truly fortunate if he can keep a steady girlfriend and get laid on a semi regular basis.

Ages 20 to 25: Women are at their peak during most of this time, and even though their access starts to decline, it declines only because they themselves are being more selective while staging for marriage. Men during this time are steadily learning how to deal with women and are increasing their earning potential, so things are getting slowly better. Still, they haven’t reached the level of access that their female counterparts have enjoyed since age 15.

Age 26 to 28: This is the start of the marriage zone. Women’s clocks are ticking, and men have finally turned a job into a career. Though women’s access is still at a very high 8, she notices the men around her have more choices. They’ve reached an access level of 7 and are steadily rising. Though she gets roughly the same amount of attention from men that she used to, she notices the men are far less likely to catch oneitis in her presence. Men are getting smarter and they have more options because of their increased access. She has to get him to commit as soon as possible before he realizes just how numerous his options really are.

Age 29 to 30: This is a superb time for men to be alive. The tables have now turned. She’s finally learned that while finding dick takes very little effort, finding *committed* dick isn’t as easy as she was told it would be. Even though she screwed up in the marriage zone and wasn’t able to secure a partner, she’s going to stay on the prowl and be “in it to win it”.

Age 31 and up: As her sexual and marriage market value slowly decreases, so does her access to committed dick. Meanwhile, the men who were smart enough to avoid her in the marriage zone have a long and happy life ahead of them. Even at age 40 – if they are successful and have stayed in shape – these men can find a 28 year old woman to bear their children if they want. The men have nothing to lose. The women continue to slowly decline until they settle for a beta or convince themselves that being a career woman in Cougarville was really what they wanted all along.

After men avoid the marriage zone, their access soars. They can enjoy a series of fulfilling monogamous relationships with women who are on their best behavior since they’re desperately trying to get married, and fill in the time in between these relationships by banging easy targets such as single mothers, divorcees, and rabid feminists who are second-guessing their decisions.

i got this shit saved lol

Posted by rollin5ive0 (Member # 8592) on :

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Originally posted by cali95gt:

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Originally posted by rollin5ive0:
DONT BELIEVE A WORD IT SAYS...man i printed that that shit out and studied it and then hit the bars with my new found "upper hand" non of the women agreed and the past thier prime women who were supposed to give it up easy got REAL pissed and were not very appreciatve of the breakdown.....i just dont get it?? it was right there straight from the internet to print so they could see proof.......maybe next time i wont let them in on the secret!!! yeah that should work better!!
I don't want to live by it just read it again for a good laugh..

you know i actually wanted to walk into a bar and play it off like i really followed and believed it like it was proven science! could u imagine a bunch of "diminished sexual and marriage market" women hearin that...ahahhaha...honestly though,except for the occasional downright born to bang 18-21 yr old, i guarantee that 90% of 25-27-30 year old women are much more fun to play with and understand how being uninhibited can make sex exponetially better for the both sides!! [Wink]

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