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Posted by stangrus95 (Member # 10653) on
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Let's get some jokes or funny ass pictures in here we all need a good laugh on Friday. For some reason Friday is like the hardest work day of the week. Maybe because I can't wait for it to end but always seems like nothing goes right either
LET'S SEE them!
[ July 06, 2012, 03:04 PM: Message edited by: stangrus95 ]
Posted by SLOWFOX (Member # 11067) on
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Your momma so poor saw her down the street with one shoe I ask lost a shoe she said no I just found one lol...
Posted by fredfifty (Member # 10320) on
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Posted by stangrus95 (Member # 10653) on
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Haha there we go
Posted by SLOWFOX (Member # 11067) on
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Your momma so poor saw her down the street with one shoe I ask lost a shoe she said no I just found one lol...
What do you call gay gang member doing a drive by?
-a fruit roll up
So michael jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their newborn michael asks the dr. dr how long untill we can have sex? Doctor response ill wait untill hes 14 lol...
Posted by SantaClara_Cobra (Member # 9488) on
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lmao at the momma joke
Posted by SantaClara_Cobra (Member # 9488) on
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Posted by 510cpskid (Member # 8277) on
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Yo momma so broke I seen her throwing pennies in the sewer drain......asked her what she was doing she replied.........paying Rent
Posted by Blue92 (Member # 8789) on
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Posted by SantaClara_Cobra (Member # 9488) on
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Torri Spelling walks in to a bar. bar tender asks why the long face?????? 
Posted by stangrus95 (Member # 10653) on
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I heard that prison joke haha
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