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Ages 15 to 19: The chart starts at age 15. Here women are at an access level of 8, which means they can pretty much do whatever they want whenever they want. By the time she’s 19 and has a fake ID, she soars up to a 10 which means the world is her oyster. Your average man in this same category is lucky if he gets a blowjob from the ugly chick in 2nd period, and feels truly fortunate if he can keep a steady girlfriend and get laid on a semi regular basis.

Ages 20 to 25: Women are at their peak during most of this time, and even though their access starts to decline, it declines only because they themselves are being more selective while staging for marriage. Men during this time are steadily learning how to deal with women and are increasing their earning potential, so things are getting slowly better. Still, they haven’t reached the level of access that their female counterparts have enjoyed since age 15.

Age 26 to 28: This is the start of the marriage zone. Women’s clocks are ticking, and men have finally turned a job into a career. Though women’s access is still at a very high 8, she notices the men around her have more choices. They’ve reached an access level of 7 and are steadily rising. Though she gets roughly the same amount of attention from men that she used to, she notices the men are far less likely to catch oneitis in her presence. Men are getting smarter and they have more options because of their increased access. She has to get him to commit as soon as possible before he realizes just how numerous his options really are.

Age 29 to 30: This is a superb time for men to be alive. The tables have now turned. She’s finally learned that while finding dick takes very little effort, finding *committed* dick isn’t as easy as she was told it would be. Even though she screwed up in the marriage zone and wasn’t able to secure a partner, she’s going to stay on the prowl and be “in it to win it”.

Age 31 and up: As her sexual and marriage market value slowly decreases, so does her access to committed dick. Meanwhile, the men who were smart enough to avoid her in the marriage zone have a long and happy life ahead of them. Even at age 40 – if they are successful and have stayed in shape – these men can find a 28 year old woman to bear their children if they want. The men have nothing to lose. The women continue to slowly decline until they settle for a beta or convince themselves that being a career woman in Cougarville was really what they wanted all along.

After men avoid the marriage zone, their access soars. They can enjoy a series of fulfilling monogamous relationships with women who are on their best behavior since they’re desperately trying to get married, and fill in the time in between these relationships by banging easy targets such as single mothers, divorcees, and rabid feminists who are second-guessing their decisions.

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Posted by v-town coupe (Member # 2771) on :
 
LOL
 

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Posted by SydeWaySix (Member # 3596) on :
 
Awesome!
 

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Posted by KCmustangboy (Member # 1927) on :
 
I just turned 30 this last birthday, making the best money I ever have... And I was worried I wouldn't find a good woman, Guess I just get to wait for them to come to me.
 

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Posted by DevonShelbyGT (Member # 8696) on :
 
life = changed
 

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Posted by a302juGRnot (Member # 10163) on :
 
As retarded as this stat is, It really has a pointLol. it makes perfect sense but is only general. I am a believer!
 

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Posted by Slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
I thought you guys would get a kick out of this. The way he broke it all down is pretty funny.
 

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Posted by SEMPERFI510 (Member # 627) on :
 
As a 31 year old, this makes perfect sense.
 

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Posted by DEVERO2 (Member # 6155) on :
 
LOL im 29 and living the life LOL
 

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Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :
 
steadily learning how to deal with women
wtf does this mean
 

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Posted by 89bluenotch (Member # 7454) on :
 
Haha sounds about rite!
 

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Posted by Slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 

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Originally posted by DIRTY SALLY:
steadily learning how to deal with women
wtf does this mean

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What he's trying to say is by this age, you have had some experience with women....... Maybe lived with some, dated for longer periods of time.... Your " Learning " how much different they are from Men. You are figuring out what makes them tick.
 

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Posted by fast305s (Member # 11897) on :
 
hahaha thats damn funny!!
 

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Posted by Mustang Mike (Member # 4057) on :
 
Lol, that was funny.
 

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Posted by triple b (Member # 8763) on :
 
LMFAO and the guys^^^^ above who believe this shit is funnier sorry your not going to wake up a player one day...hehehehe
 

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Posted by 50DADDY (Member # 3076) on :
 

 

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Posted by rollin5ive0 (Member # 8592) on :
 

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Originally posted by triple b:
LMFAO and the guys^^^^ above who believe this shit is funnier sorry your not going to wake up a player one day...hehehehe

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wait r u sure cause i just printed it out and i was gonna pull it out on the next chick im gettin at and show her how and why she need some dick from me.....
 

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Posted by triple b (Member # 8763) on :
 

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Originally posted by rollin5ive0:

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Originally posted by triple b:
LMFAO and the guys^^^^ above who believe this shit is funnier sorry your not going to wake up a player one day...hehehehe

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wait r u sure cause i just printed it out and i was gonna pull it out on the next chick im gettin at and show her how and why she need some dick from me.....

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"Winning!!!"
 

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Posted by S4OSHUS (Member # 2918) on :
 

 

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Posted by 50Reasons (Member # 6452) on :
 
A Women stock drops at the age of 28 ,and by the time she realizes it she's now pushing 30 and scrambles to find a husband
 

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