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Posted by 84SVOrick (Member # 9039) on :

So i got a friend who always fuks with me wen im sleepin, puts pepper in my nose, writes shit on me.

So since he like to go to the gym often and takes vitamin, i wanted to grab sum over the counter viagra so while were in the gym the ass hole has a fukin un hideable boner lmao since he wears tight ass shorts and a tight shirt... it would be fukin awsome lol....where can i grab something thats works over the counter

Posted by Robb (Member # 9444) on :

Put laxitives in his protein shake

Posted by 84SVOrick (Member # 9039) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Robb:
Put laxitives in his protein shake

Now thats just wrong

Posted by Cobra 93-4992 (Member # 4992) on :

If you get Viagra make sure you wash off the blue coating so it works faster........ Not that I need to use em, that's just what I heard you do, lol

Posted by jaehow23 (Member # 11230) on :

Laxatives are the way to go...especially going to the gym. If he has a boner he can just leave...laxatives might hit em in the middle of doing squats. Then he has to run to the restroom..and he eventually has to drive home with the BGs

Posted by 84SVOrick (Member # 9039) on :

quote:
Originally posted by jaehow23:
Laxatives are the way to go...especially going to the gym. If he has a boner he can just leave...laxatives might hit em in the middle of doing squats. Then he has to run to the restroom..and he eventually has to drive home with the BGs

I was planning on driving so id would be cool, but i dont want him shitting in my cae

Posted by 87droptop50 (Member # 7185) on :

Do both!

Posted by 84SVOrick (Member # 9039) on :

Im considering doing both, but whats a good over the counter viagra like drug?

Posted by blackfifty (Member # 9023) on :

When I was 14 my cousin was the only one of us that had a car so whenever we would go somewhere he'd always say well I drove you should pay for my movie ticket or my meal which got old fast. So one day we were planning on going to watch a movie and low and behold he says "I drove here so you guys have to buy me an icee or some popcorn." my cousin and I went to the snack bar bought some food and earlier in the day we had some laxative pills that we had crushed up into powder form and mix them in his drink. We give him the icee with the laxative in it and the whole time he keeps saying this icee tastes like crap but continues drinking it because he's a beefy fellow. About half hour into the movie he says I gotta take a dump and we don't see him until there's like 15 mins left in the movie. At this point all of us that went were dying laughing but he was in total pain haha. On the way back home we had to stop at mcdonalds. My
Advice is put laxative in his protein drink or maybe a pre workout drink.

Posted by 84SVOrick (Member # 9039) on :

quote:
Originally posted by blackfifty:
When I was 14 my cousin was the only one of us that had a car so whenever we would go somewhere he'd always say well I drove you should pay for my movie ticket or my meal which got old fast. So one day we were planning on going to watch a movie and low and behold he says "I drove here so you guys have to buy me an icee or some popcorn." my cousin and I went to the snack bar bought some food and earlier in the day we had some laxative pills that we had crushed up into powder form and mix them in his drink. We give him the icee with the laxative in it and the whole time he keeps saying this icee tastes like crap but continues drinking it because he's a beefy fellow. About half hour into the movie he says I gotta take a dump and we don't see him until there's like 15 mins left in the movie. At this point all of us that went were dying laughing but he was in total pain haha. On the way back home we had to stop at mcdonalds. My
Advice is put laxative in his protein drink or maybe a pre workout drink.

Ctfu

Posted by adower (Member # 5955) on :

If you don't have a laxative visine also works.

Posted by stock fox (Member # 9211) on :

Post pics or vids or it never happened

Posted by bentley mobs a stang (Member # 11119) on :

When I was in highschool a friend of mine was passed out drunk at his own party. We had some slut put icy hot on his balls the next morning. Nigga woke up crying. I'm still laughing about it as I type this, almost 10 years later.

Posted by 84SVOrick (Member # 9039) on :

C'mon fellas nobody has a viagra alternative? I can get laxitive but i need the viagra alternative

Posted by NEIGHT (Member # 8741) on :

Give good ol boy some viagra his penis will be pointing at shit for atleast an hour lol

Posted by 306mustang (Member # 9204) on :

quote:
Originally posted by bentley mobs a stang:
When I was in highschool a friend of mine was passed out drunk at his own party. We had some slut put icy hot on his balls the next morning. Nigga woke up crying. I'm still laughing about it as I type this, almost 10 years later.

Hahaha lmfao!!! [worship]

Posted by 306mustang (Member # 9204) on :

quote:
Originally posted by 84SVOrick:
C'mon fellas nobody has a viagra alternative? I can get laxitive but i need the viagra alternative

I am pretty sure some people here take Viagra, ask them for some lol

Posted by Cobra 93-4992 (Member # 4992) on :

quote:
Originally posted by NEIGHT:
Give good ol boy some viagra his penis will be pointing at shit for atleast an hour lol

And up to 4 but if it persists more than 8 hours call your physician..... Not that I have the bottle in front of me or anything

Posted by fast305s (Member # 11897) on :

you gotta go with the lax, you cant say it wouldnt be funny to watch your boy squat one out in front of the whole gym. i mean theres always the chance he could pick up a lady with a giant boner an that would be the opposite of a prank... a hook up haha

Posted by NEIGHT (Member # 8741) on :

Maybe a lil of both have him shittin with a full flegged boner lmao

Posted by bigstangs (Member # 7920) on :

Give him laxitives and take all the toilet tissue out the gyms bathrooms

Posted by JUNKYARD5.0 (Member # 10398) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Cobra 93-4992:

quote:
Originally posted by NEIGHT:
Give good ol boy some viagra his penis will be pointing at shit for atleast an hour lol
And up to 4 but if it persists more than 8 hours call your physician..... Not that I have the bottle in front of me or anything

If it persists for more than 8 hours don't call the physician, call some more bitches! [Big Grin]

Posted by LXjames (Member # 10791) on :

Bro just get some sex pills from the liquor store. There all over the counter where you pay...duhhh Rick you live in the hood you should know that shit

Posted by SLOWSN95 (Member # 8269) on :

If it came down to the viagra and the lax.. i'd do the lax.

I would also do a few more just for a lil bit of humor. Tape a mouse trap under his lightswitch.. nobody ever looks at the lightswitch when turning on your light.

This may take a lil time.. but take a lightbulb, carefully cut the glass on the bulb and remove the glass leaving the filiment in tact. Find a way to wrap a fuse that leads to a bunch of fire crackers around the filiment. When he flicks on the light, the filiment will cause a spark to light the fuse. You can also use a bottle rocket and just have it shoot at your friend lol

Posted by jmcclesk (Member # 1355) on :

man i hope i never piss any of you guys off

Posted by fast305s (Member # 11897) on :

damn, the mouse trap under the light switch is a good one

Posted by slow2v (Member # 9403) on :

http://www.amazon.com/Brain-Pharma-Co-Happy-Capsules/dp/B001F885D0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1338309702&sr=8-1

i think these would work but could fuck with your heart while your working out... laxative would be the way to go.

Posted by 84SVOrick (Member # 9039) on :

quote:
Originally posted by LXjames:
Bro just get some sex pills from the liquor store. There all over the counter where you pay...duhhh Rick you live in the hood you should know that shit

lmao, fuck you james what makes you think i live in the hood asshole hahaha i actually live in a very quite very nice part of vallejo, but yes i do have hood roots and yes i buy my swishers from the liquor store. but my ? is will that shit from the liqour store really work...have you or anybody you know tried them??

id like to do the lax and the viagra knock off cuz he will take them willingly, if i say i jus get these from the net. [patriot]

Posted by BLK35th (Member # 4685) on :

EPIKAK

Posted by HaulinAss Motorsports (Member # 541) on :

As funny as it sounds, id honestly think twice about "drugging" someone. IMO I would keep it to harmless jokes/pranks. There are many just be creative. Fucking with someones health is not a joke.

When I was in 8th Grade a guy spiked the teachers coffee with Ex-Lax. Teacher ended having an allergic reaction to one of the ingredients. Teacher was out for a bit and never saw the other guy again!

Viagra as funny as it may sound, affects the heart (and other things obviously). And if dude is working out and suddenly has heart complications and its found out you spiked his drink...........YOU ARE FUCKED!

However these are just my opinions, do as you feel fit!

Posted by nasty93 (Member # 8935) on :

Put a big ass zip tie around his drive shaft of his vehicle.it'll be slappin around like crazy.works best on trucks or vehicles you can get underneath.

Posted by svfreerider87 (Member # 5748) on :

quote:
Originally posted by HaulinAss Motorsports:
As funny as it sounds, id honestly think twice about "drugging" someone. IMO I would keep it to harmless jokes/pranks. There are many just be creative. Fucking with someones health is not a joke.

When I was in 8th Grade a guy spiked the teachers coffee with Ex-Lax. Teacher ended having an allergic reaction to one of the ingredients. Teacher was out for a bit and never saw the other guy again!

Viagra as funny as it may sound, affects the heart (and other things obviously). And if dude is working out and suddenly has heart complications and its found out you spiked his drink...........YOU ARE FUCKED!

However these are just my opinions, do as you feel fit!

+1 enough of the prank bs, whatever happened to just socking an asshole in the face? if someone drew on me friend or not, it's fuckin on.

Posted by JZTRK (Member # 7641) on :

If you have hard floors in the kitchen you can butter it down and ask him to grab something for youit will look like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EEgM92_LGU

Posted by Slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :

quote:
Originally posted by LXjames:
Bro just get some sex pills from the liquor store. There all over the counter where you pay...duhhh Rick you live in the hood you should know that shit

He said the horny goat weed pills LOL. Those ARE in every liq sto.

Posted by Venomousnotch (Member # 8695) on :

quote:
Originally posted by JZTRK:
If you have hard floors in the kitchen you can butter it down and ask him to grab something for youit will look like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EEgM92_LGU

LMFAO....

Posted by 92MaroonGT (Member # 10397) on :

quote:
Originally posted by jmcclesk:
man i hope i never piss any of you guys off

+11111

Posted by coupe5oh (Member # 10411) on :

quote:
Originally posted by bentley mobs a stang:
When I was in highschool a friend of mine was passed out drunk at his own party. We had some slut put icy hot on his balls the next morning. Nigga woke up crying. I'm still laughing about it as I type this, almost 10 years later.

jared remind me to never pass out around you...

Posted by jph331 (Member # 665) on :

I've done a couple of different car related pranks.
One was adding a relay to the brake pedal so every time the brake pedal was depressed it shut the ignition off to the car. He figured it out pretty quick since he was a mechanic.

Another one was basically the same but it honked the horn every time when the brake pedal was depressed. I added a kill switch on that one since it was my friends girls car. She was not too happy.

It would be cool to set it up so the windshield washer fluid sprayed in the persons lap when depressing the brake pedal.

Posted by 84SVOrick (Member # 9039) on :

i like this prank also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7JtdIqZJA0&feature=relmfu
i almost died laughin [Wink]

Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :

quote:
Originally posted by 84SVOrick:

quote:
Originally posted by LXjames:
Bro just get some sex pills from the liquor store. There all over the counter where you pay...duhhh Rick you live in the hood you should know that shit
lmao, fuck you james what makes you think i live in the hood asshole hahaha i actually live in a very quite very nice part of vallejo, but yes i do have hood roots and yes i buy my swishers from the liquor store. but my ? is will that shit from the liqour store really work...have you or anybody you know tried them??

id like to do the lax and the viagra knock off cuz he will take them willingly, if i say i jus get these from the net.

i treid those horny goat weed pills almost pulled my dick off [Frown]

Posted by 84SVOrick (Member # 9039) on :

quote:
Originally posted by DIRTY SALLY:

quote:
Originally posted by 84SVOrick:

quote:
Originally posted by LXjames:
Bro just get some sex pills from the liquor store. There all over the counter where you pay...duhhh Rick you live in the hood you should know that shit
lmao, fuck you james what makes you think i live in the hood asshole hahaha i actually live in a very quite very nice part of vallejo, but yes i do have hood roots and yes i buy my swishers from the liquor store. but my ? is will that shit from the liqour store really work...have you or anybody you know tried them??

id like to do the lax and the viagra knock off cuz he will take them willingly, if i say i jus get these from the net.
i treid those horny goat weed pills almost pulled my dick off

damn were you tuggin your dick that hard...if thats the case then imma hook his ass up lol

Posted by NEIGHT (Member # 8741) on :

quote:
Originally posted by 84SVOrick:

quote:
Originally posted by DIRTY SALLY:

quote:
Originally posted by 84SVOrick:

quote:
Originally posted by LXjames:
Bro just get some sex pills from the liquor store. There all over the counter where you pay...duhhh Rick you live in the hood you should know that shit
lmao, fuck you james what makes you think i live in the hood asshole hahaha i actually live in a very quite very nice part of vallejo, but yes i do have hood roots and yes i buy my swishers from the liquor store. but my ? is will that shit from the liqour store really work...have you or anybody you know tried them??

id like to do the lax and the viagra knock off cuz he will take them willingly, if i say i jus get these from the net.
i treid those horny goat weed pills almost pulled my dick off
damn were you tuggin your dick that hard...if thats the case then imma hook his ass up lol

We don't call him tugboat for nuttin!

Posted by 1Sicgt (Member # 714) on :

We used to prank the shit out of each other alot at my old job.

20oz. soda, water, gatorade bottles. Take a push pin, prick a few holes at base of bottle neck all the way around bottle. When the go take a drink it will trickle out all over them.

Baby Powder Bathroom. Lightly dust floors with baby powder. On white or light colored floors it blends in, but remains super slippery. Great for home gags where someone may be in socks.

Front Door Slippin. Front house doors usually have that metal step as you go in. Take hydraulic oil thin coat on front door handle, thin coat on metal step. Inside door frame take Crisco, coat inside door frame. When said person turns door handle to go inside, usually they are in mid step too. Hand slipping from door handle, then door naturally swings open as they lose balance stepping on metal step, causing further more slip then natural instinct to grab door frame will fail do to crisco. Either, someone will be on their ass.

Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :

DID neight ever tell you guys his story on is 20th birthday party.

he passed out drunk with his to buddies to wake up and his one buddy say
man what a awsome dream gettin a hand job from kim k
his other friend says " shit me to"

neight replies damn i had a dream that i was skiing.
[Big Grin]

Posted by NEIGHT (Member # 8741) on :

You fucken queer ass Kenny! I'll give you one thing that you got jokes, sad part is they always have to be gay.

Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :

[Frown]

Posted by fredfifty (Member # 10320) on :

Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :

[worship]

Posted by Pure Stang (Member # 7251) on :

quote:
Originally posted by DIRTY SALLY:
DID neight ever tell you guys his story on is 20th birthday party.

he passed out drunk with his to buddies to wake up and his one buddy say
man what a awsome dream gettin a hand job from kim k
his other friend says " shit me to"

neight replies damn i had a dream that i was skiing.

Lmfao!!!!

Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Pure Stang:

quote:
Originally posted by DIRTY SALLY:
DID neight ever tell you guys his story on is 20th birthday party.

he passed out drunk with his to buddies to wake up and his one buddy say
man what a awsome dream gettin a hand job from kim k
his other friend says " shit me to"

neight replies damn i had a dream that i was skiing.

Lmfao!!!!

Posted by Venomousnotch (Member # 8695) on :

quote:
Originally posted by 84SVOrick:
i like this prank also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7JtdIqZJA0&feature=relmfu
i almost died laughin

LMFAO...

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