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Posted by Stangn5oh (Member # 10875) on :
 
I heard it on southland and couldnt stop laughing.


What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.
 

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Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :
 

 

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Posted by jaehow23 (Member # 11230) on :
 

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Posted by 93coupessp (Member # 8418) on :
 
Shits like 100 years old
 

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Posted by stock fox (Member # 9211) on :
 

 

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Posted by Stangn5oh (Member # 10875) on :
 

i still think its funny.
 

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Posted by Cobra 93-4992 (Member # 4992) on :
 
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?


Juan on Juan



 

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Posted by Cobra 93-4992 (Member # 4992) on :
 
How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?


54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.


 

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Posted by Cobra 93-4992 (Member # 4992) on :
 
Whats the object of Jewish football?


To get the quarter back.


 

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Posted by Cobra 93-4992 (Member # 4992) on :
 
Why is there no black Miss America pageant?


Nobody want's to be Ms. Idaho!


 

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Posted by Chavez66 (Member # 9812) on :
 

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Originally posted by Stangn5oh:
I heard it on southland and couldnt stop laughing.


What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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Posted by Slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
How do you starve a black man?
Hide his EBT card in his work boots.
 

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Posted by 1FAST93NOTCH (Member # 10722) on :
 

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Originally posted by Chavez66:

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Originally posted by Stangn5oh:
I heard it on southland and couldnt stop laughing.


What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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Set them straight.
 

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Posted by badass351 (Member # 10810) on :
 
What do you call a paki with his hand up a camels ass?
A mechanic
 

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Posted by SLOWFOX (Member # 11067) on :
 
The highschool fav ...


WHAT DO YOU CALL A SCHOOL BUS FULL OF WHITE PEOPLE?

A TWINKIE LOL....


OK SO YOUR WATCHING T.V EVERYTHING IS DARK ALL OF A SUDDEN T.V STARTS TO FLOAT. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

A NIGGA PUT IT DOWN.


 

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Posted by gohardgohome (Member # 9803) on :
 

 

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Posted by badass351 (Member # 10810) on :
 
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Neither have they
 

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Posted by stanger50 (Member # 1665) on :
 
Whitney Houstons 40 days in clean and sobar.
 

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Posted by JUNKYARD5.0 (Member # 10398) on :
 
Hey guys, gas prices are finally going down!

[ March 25, 2012, 12:53 PM: Message edited by: JUNKYARD5.0 ]
 

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Posted by Slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 

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Originally posted by JUNKYARD5.0:
Hey guys, gas prices are finally going down!

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Posted by JUNKYARD5.0 (Member # 10398) on :
 

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Originally posted by JUNKYARD5.0:
Hey guys, gas prices are finally going down!

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Posted by SlowStockFox (Member # 1081) on :
 
what do you call a garage full of black people?


antique farm equipment
 

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Posted by 02angrybird (Member # 11259) on :
 
What does a woman do when she gets out of the battered womans shelter???

The dishes if she knows what's good for her...
 

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Posted by badass351 (Member # 10810) on :
 
theres a mexican and a black in a car, whos driving?
the cop
 

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Posted by 02angrybird (Member # 11259) on :
 
What do you call a white guy between 2 black men?

Victim
 

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Posted by 02angrybird (Member # 11259) on :
 
What do you call a white guy between 5 black guys?

Coach
 

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Posted by norcalfiddy (Member # 11207) on :
 

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Originally posted by SlowStockFox:
what do you call a garage full of black people?


antique farm equipment

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haha
 

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Posted by stock fox (Member # 9211) on :
 

 

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Posted by Slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
What do you buy from a black persons garage sale?
Your stuff back.
 

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Posted by JZTRK (Member # 7641) on :
 
How do you stop 5 black guys from rapeing a White woman ..... throw em a basket ball

[ March 25, 2012, 05:08 PM: Message edited by: JZTRK ]
 

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Posted by 98 ROUSH (Member # 10309) on :
 
What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana!!!
 

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Posted by NEIGHT (Member # 8741) on :
 

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Originally posted by badass351:
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Neither have they

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Originally posted by SlowStockFox:
what do you call a garage full of black people?


antique farm equipment

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