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Posted by Pure Stang (Member # 7251) on :

Post some up if you have any.

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Posted by BLK35th (Member # 4685) on :

Vote to make this a STICKY

Posted by NEIGHT (Member # 8741) on :

Holy fuck!!!! Dustin I'm dying over here! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha [worship]

Posted by SwEeT 03 Gt (Member # 10283) on :

lol thats how i have my wifi [Smile]

Posted by slow2v (Member # 9403) on :

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Posted by Venomousnotch (Member # 8695) on :

Those pics are funny ass fuck... [worship]

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Posted by RONIN (Member # 9987) on :

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Originally posted by Venomousnotch:
Those pics are funny ass fuck...

Had me Rollin

Posted by Revved up (Member # 11321) on :

Enjoy.

Posted by SwEeT 03 Gt (Member # 10283) on :

almost forgot

[ February 01, 2012, 11:00 PM: Message edited by: SwEeT 03 Gt ]

Posted by NavidR (Member # 3164) on :

Lmfao

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Posted by 1Sicgt (Member # 714) on :

OMFG!!! That shit is great!!!!!

Posted by louisiana96 (Member # 9967) on :

4 beers and this thread=my girl friend pissed cause im laughing to loud lmao

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Posted by FordRyderz510 (Member # 6771) on :

Hahahahatok funny! This post deserves TTT...sticky!

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Posted by Mr.Lucky (Member # 1772) on :

Omfg I'm dying and have tears from laughing. Best pic thread yet.

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Posted by BULLITTMAN (Member # 8468) on :

LMAO! Good shit!

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Posted by Blue92 (Member # 8789) on :

Not a picture but...

What do you call a mexican girl that has sex with her uncle?

Tap-a-tio

Posted by SwEeT 03 Gt (Member # 10283) on :

not a picture either lol:

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?! What was that?!" She said, "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The next day I *took off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her as she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to go with her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." *We went on to the j3welry counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. *She was so excited. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet. I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No baby, I don't feel like it." Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." *Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.

Posted by 88FOX (Member # 9969) on :

quote:
Originally posted by SwEeT 03 Gt:
not a picture either lol:

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?! What was that?!" She said, "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The next day I *took off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her as she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to go with her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." *We went on to the j3welry counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. *She was so excited. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet. I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No baby, I don't feel like it." Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." *Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.

is this a copy and paste story or did you really pull this off?

Posted by Blue92 (Member # 8789) on :

quote:
Originally posted by 88FOX:

quote:
Originally posted by SwEeT 03 Gt:
not a picture either lol:

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?! What was that?!" She said, "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The next day I *took off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her as she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to go with her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." *We went on to the j3welry counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. *She was so excited. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet. I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No baby, I don't feel like it." Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." *Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.
is this a copy and paste story or did you really pull this off?

It's been around for awhile now.

Posted by 88FOX (Member # 9969) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Blue92:

quote:
Originally posted by 88FOX:

quote:
Originally posted by SwEeT 03 Gt:
not a picture either lol:

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?! What was that?!" She said, "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The next day I *took off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her as she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to go with her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." *We went on to the j3welry counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. *She was so excited. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet. I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No baby, I don't feel like it." Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." *Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.
is this a copy and paste story or did you really pull this off?
It's been around for awhile now.

oh.. I knew that.

Posted by SwEeT 03 Gt (Member # 10283) on :

quote:
Originally posted by 88FOX:

quote:
Originally posted by SwEeT 03 Gt:
not a picture either lol:

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?! What was that?!" She said, "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The next day I *took off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her as she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to go with her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." *We went on to the j3welry counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. *She was so excited. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet. I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No baby, I don't feel like it." Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." *Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.
is this a copy and paste story or did you really pull this off?

lol no i got it off another forum

Posted by 1Sicgt (Member # 714) on :

I love that one! [Big Grin]