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Posted by fasthatch (Member # 7277) on :

Went to an Asian Massage place yesterday because my gf wouldn't put out. Very pretty girl with expierence. What was weird at the end is she was real careful with the used condem, like making sure
she didn't spill any. She left the room. I quickly dressed and went to leave out the back door. I past the last door on the right and she was in there putting my cum in a pastic little container.
She then labled it with a pen and put it in a refrigerator freezer. She then saw me and started yelling in tae foreign language, I walked towards her and she was shoving me away, I did a
Walter Payton spin, opened the freezer to grab it, there were like 30-40 in there, but after looking a few seconds I could see which one was mine as there was no frost on it. I grabbed it,
she had ran down the hall still yelling and went up stairs I could hear more than one of them running upstairs and starting to come down the stairs, so I ran outta the place. I parted next door
so I ran as fast as I could, got in my truck and left with the pedal to the metal. WTF do you think they are doing? I'll be damned if they are going to have my dna. DAMN, Weird.
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Posted by NorCalRydaz (Member # 3233) on :

Lol. Krazy

Posted by NEIGHT (Member # 8741) on :

They were gonna use it to get a under age pregnant and get u in trouble N child support!!!!!!!

Lol jk who knows wtf they were gonna do maybe were gonna get money off the sperm bank or get one of themselves pregnant to screw u or maybe drink it [Eek!]

So many possibilities good thing u got it and left!

Posted by Ham n'Eggs (Member # 8967) on :

[ November 17, 2010, 08:43 AM: Message edited by: Ham n'Eggs ]

Posted by bottled95GT?? (Member # 1772) on :

Wtf???! That's some shit where people claim rape or something and have false evidence that can make it look real. Wtf saving cum?!?. Straight crazy shit. Btw where's this place [Wink]

lol

Posted by blown95svt (Member # 8893) on :

WTF!!! I thought that condoms had a lube that kills sperm cells? Couldn't emagine what they were planning on doing!

Posted by hidnn.o.s. (Member # 1219) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ham n'Eggs:
Was the label misspelled too?

Classic

Posted by 85 T-TOPS (Member # 9044) on :

haha wer is this place i dont wanna end up going there....

Posted by fasthatch (Member # 7277) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ham n'Eggs:
Lets ALL hope for GOD's sake that no-one ever uses ur DNA. When you found the plastic container in the fridge, how did you know it was yours? Was the label misspelled too?

dude to have man crush on me you follow me around like a lost little bitch

Posted by Luke87GT (Member # 21) on :

Dave, sometimes one hits a point when it's time to hang up the keyboard & do some thinking. You are over-due for this sir.

Posted by BUKSING (Member # 6594) on :

quote:
Originally posted by fasthatch:
yelling in tae foreign language

took me a second to figure this one out..."THAI". i was gonna say...tae is something totally different in tagalog...lol

[ November 14, 2010, 09:47 AM: Message edited by: BUKSING ]

Posted by 9cobra7 (Member # 2812) on :

[worship]

Dine N' Dash [worship]

Posted by 2TONE (Member # 4216) on :

Damn fastpatch payin for pussy again..go get that for free babytoy

Posted by Eddie510- (Member # 2354) on :

quote:
Originally posted by fasthatch:
Went to an Asian Massage place yesterday because my gf wouldn't put out. Very pretty girl with expierence. What was weird at the end is she was real careful with the used condem, like making sure
she didn't spill any. She left the room. I quickly dressed and went to leave out the back door. I past the last door on the right and she was in there putting my cum in a pastic little container.
She then labled it with a pen and put it in a refrigerator freezer. She then saw me and started yelling in tae foreign language, I walked towards her and she was shoving me away, I did a
Walter Payton spin, opened the freezer to grab it, there were like 30-40 in there, but after looking a few seconds I could see which one was mine as there was no frost on it. I grabbed it,
she had ran down the hall still yelling and went up stairs I could hear more than one of them running upstairs and starting to come down the stairs, so I ran outta the place. I parted next door
so I ran as fast as I could, got in my truck and left with the pedal to the metal. WTF do you think they are doing? I'll be damned if they are going to have my dna. DAMN, Weird.
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holly fuck that is weird! wow is this bunch of bs? lol

Posted by Chavez66 (Member # 9812) on :

[worship]

[ November 14, 2010, 10:28 AM: Message edited by: Chavez66 ]

Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :

Who still uses condoms?

Posted by Chavez66 (Member # 9812) on :

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haha best story on CAfords yet haha, damn bro this a government operation to begin the VAMPIRE ROBOT NAZI that are also ZOMBIES apocalypse by using everyone's sperm DNA!!! Atleast there will be one less clone out there thanks to you. We should burn that place down haha

Posted by essasin (Member # 4741) on :

LOL where did you copy and paste that one from.

Posted by venomous99 (Member # 1917) on :

quote:
Originally posted by essasin:
LOL where did you copy and paste that one from.

Exactly .a quick search shows a similar thread

Posted by Nastysvt (Member # 6431) on :

quote:
Originally posted by venomous99:

quote:
Originally posted by essasin:
LOL where did you copy and paste that one from.
Exactly .a quick search shows a similar thread

damn...too good to be true
http://www.yellowbullet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=302071

Posted by BULLITTMAN (Member # 8468) on :

Wow, I don't even know what to say on this one...LOL I'll just take the free post...hahaha

I'll answer the condom question, there are lubricated condoms that do not contain nonoxynol-9 which is the sperm killer...lol

Posted by 50DADDY (Member # 3076) on :

Posted by blown95svt (Member # 8893) on :

quote:
Originally posted by BULLITTMAN:
Wow, I don't even know what to say on this one...LOL I'll just take the free post...hahaha

I'll answer the condom question, there are lubricated condoms that do not contain nonoxynol-9 which is the sperm killer...lol

lol!

Posted by SLPR93 (Member # 8769) on :

Posted by Sic Beast (Member # 6771) on :

damn cant go out and have sum fun without gettin F'ed over. crazy

Posted by threethirty1 (Member # 7814) on :

I cant believe what I just read.

Posted by 90FoX (Member # 1974) on :

lmao...u copy/pasted this? i knew you couldn't type/write that well. [dance]

[ November 14, 2010, 03:24 PM: Message edited by: 90FoX ]

Posted by SantaClara_Lx (Member # 9488) on :

quote:
Originally posted by hidnn.o.s.:

quote:
Originally posted by Ham n'Eggs:
Was the label misspelled too?
Classic

LMAO!

Posted by Sickgt03hd (Member # 9313) on :

That's crazy [Eek!]

Posted by 66_5.0 (Member # 9974) on :

Wow hellla sad u copy and pasted?? HAHA

Posted by 90_STANG015 (Member # 8990) on :

quote:
Originally posted by SLPR93:

this is so cool [patriot]

Posted by Ham n'Eggs (Member # 8967) on :

[ November 17, 2010, 08:44 AM: Message edited by: Ham n'Eggs ]

Posted by ISP89LX (Member # 8949) on :

Caught red handed haha...

Posted by fasthatch (Member # 7277) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ham n'Eggs:
I do not need to follow you, David-Fasthatch, aka"Johnny Anus". You put yourself out there. So there you are. So please continue to entertain us with your magical adventures that you find on-line.

do i need to get a restraining order from you.you are getting to becoming a real stalker there buddy

[ November 14, 2010, 10:38 PM: Message edited by: fasthatch ]

Posted by RODRIGUEZ (Member # 9104) on :

You my friend have just tricked off paying for pussy [Roll Eyes]

Posted by N8 (Member # 6048) on :

quote:
Originally posted by fasthatch:

quote:
Originally posted by Ham n'Eggs:
I do not need to follow you, David-Fasthatch, aka"Johnny Anus". You put yourself out there. So there you are. So please continue to entertain us with your magical adventures that you find on-line.
do i need to get a restraining order from you.you are getting to becoming a real stalker there buddy

Do I need to have you served with a restraining order? You are starting to become a real stalker there buddy.

[ November 15, 2010, 08:14 AM: Message edited by: N8 ]

Posted by Duncan Motors (Member # 7045) on :

this is crazy,, lol! who here lets this guy work on there car?

Posted by fasthatch (Member # 7277) on :

quote:
Originally posted by N8:

quote:
Originally posted by fasthatch:

quote:
Originally posted by Ham n'Eggs:
I do not need to follow you, David-Fasthatch, aka"Johnny Anus". You put yourself out there. So there you are. So please continue to entertain us with your magical adventures that you find on-line.
do i need to get a restraining order from you.you are getting to becoming a real stalker there buddy
Do I need to have you served with a restraining order? You are starting to become a real stalker there buddy.

hey another one of my stalkers showed up

Posted by SydeWaySix (Member # 3596) on :

Dude, are you that much of a loser that you have to copy a story from another forum/website and post it like it's your's? WTF?!?! Is your life THAT BORING?!?! I'm sure you have good stories about how you fucked up so many cars that you can talk about, right? Get a life, SHIT! [Razz]

Posted by N8 (Member # 6048) on :

Definitely not stalking you, but I do find it utterly amazing that you edit your posts attempting to proof-read your comment(s). But you actually make the grammar worse when you do so.

Posted by N8 (Member # 6048) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Duncan Motors:
this is crazy,, lol! who here lets this guy work on there car?

Why you gotta rub it in.....lol

Posted by 2TONE (Member # 4216) on :

FASTPATCH

Posted by 85 T-TOPS (Member # 9044) on :

quote:
Originally posted by DIRTY SALLY:
Who still uses condoms?

haha now we know why your "DIRTY SALLY" [Big Grin]

Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :

quote:
Originally posted by RODRIGUEZ:
You my friend have just tricked off paying for pussy

LMFAO! I JUST SPIT MY COFFE ALL OVER MY FUCKIN COMP!

Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :

dave tell me was it aleast any good? did u get the butt plug special?

Posted by Ham n'Eggs (Member # 8967) on :

[ November 17, 2010, 08:45 AM: Message edited by: Ham n'Eggs ]

Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :

Hahahahaha aaaaaahh he lovea dave long time!

Posted by RRRCobraSC281 (Member # 7086) on :

I'm guessing that there is a market for american sperm in the asian market. You'd be supprised at how many Asian women would love to have a half amercan half asian child. That's one hell of a combination.

Posted by AL STOCK (Member # 1852) on :

Major own-age on this thread

Posted by six 5.0 (Member # 3153) on :

quote:
Originally posted by N8:

quote:
Originally posted by fasthatch:

quote:
Originally posted by Ham n'Eggs:
I do not need to follow you, David-Fasthatch, aka"Johnny Anus". You put yourself out there. So there you are. So please continue to entertain us with your magical adventures that you find on-line.
do i need to get a restraining order from you.you are getting to becoming a real stalker there buddy
Do I need to have you served with a restraining order? You are starting to become a real stalker there buddy.

AAAAAAHAHAHAHA
[Big Grin]

Posted by Nastysvt (Member # 6431) on :

Rule #7 in the FORUM RULES: Knowingly posting untrue information is prohibited and will result the immediate removal of your account.

Posted by 9cobra7 (Member # 2812) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Nastysvt:
Rule #7 in the FORUM RULES: Knowingly posting untrue information is prohibited and will result the immediate removal of your account.

LOL, just saw that too. But this is just flat out embarrassing to copy and paste a topic like it happened to you.

Posted by fasthatch (Member # 7277) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Nastysvt:
Rule #7 in the FORUM RULES: Knowingly posting untrue information is prohibited and will result the immediate removal of your account.

an all you clowns really thought i did it that's why your dumb ass went on google search to see if was the truth

[ November 17, 2010, 10:28 PM: Message edited by: fasthatch ]

Posted by BURNOUT50 (Member # 6781) on :

that's a crazy ass story man, stay away from that haha.

Posted by ZincYellowGt281 (Member # 9865) on :

wtf I thought sperm die within a few seconds? ehh.... where does she want it? lol

Posted by M&M Performance *BlownMach1* (Member # 5400) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Nastysvt:
Rule #7 in the FORUM RULES: Knowingly posting untrue information is prohibited and will result the immediate removal of your account.

another reason why we should vote to ban FASTHACK!

Posted by essasin (Member # 4741) on :

quote:
Originally posted by M&M Performance *BlownMach1*:

quote:
Originally posted by Nastysvt:
Rule #7 in the FORUM RULES: Knowingly posting untrue information is prohibited and will result the immediate removal of your account.
another reason why we should vote to ban FASTHACK!

Can't get em. He made the post prior to the new rules being made.

Posted by fasthatch (Member # 7277) on :

quote:
Originally posted by M&M Performance *BlownMach1*:

quote:
Originally posted by Nastysvt:
Rule #7 in the FORUM RULES: Knowingly posting untrue information is prohibited and will result the immediate removal of your account.
another reason why we should vote to ban FASTHACK!

i think we should ban guys with woman names like casey

Posted by 50/50 (Member # 1724) on :

I hope your girl don't know you spilled your guts on this forum. And you should call the cops on the place as an anonymous tipster. Snitch!

Posted by fasthatch (Member # 7277) on :

quote:
Originally posted by 50/50:
I hope your girl don't know you spilled your guts on this forum. And you should call the cops on the place as an anonymous tipster. Snitch!

no snitching coming from me there big boy i leave that to 209 folks there good at droping dimes

[ November 21, 2010, 02:24 PM: Message edited by: fasthatch ]

Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :

Who the fuck cares?

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