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Posted by Nastysvt (Member # 6431) on :
 
A man came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep'

The man was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'

St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

The man was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home....

The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'

'Not bad,' replied the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'

'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'

'Never,' said the man.

'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!

He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood.

He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard.....

"wake up! You shit in the bed!"
[Big Grin]
 
Posted by FireVert03 (Member # 9807) on :
 
Hahahahahahahahahaha LMAO
 
Posted by 50/50 (Member # 1724) on :
 
Marriage is like a Three ring circus.
There's the engagement ring.
The wedding ring.
And the suffering.
 
Posted by 90GT510 (Member # 9199) on :
 
LOL! At the first one. We haven't had a joke thread in a while
 
Posted by NEIGHT (Member # 8741) on :
 
Let er rip!
 
Posted by SydeWaySix (Member # 3596) on :
 
hahahaha
 
Posted by Mustang Mike (Member # 4057) on :
 
LOL, that was too funny.
 
Posted by 1RaW93SvT (Member # 9151) on :
 
hahaha thats hella funny good one [patriot] [patriot]
 




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