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Posted by FITTY (Member # 7502) on :
 
so what do you do when you relize you dont have any tp...aftering taking a fat dookie?
hop in the shower or.....
 

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Posted by wilit (Member # 3367) on :
 
Pffffttt... Toilet paper? I wipe my bum with $100 bills. Never run out of those!
 

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Posted by FITTY (Member # 7502) on :
 
well since im stuck on the toilet and i dont have any 100s laying around can u give me another solution
 

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Posted by 89point. (Member # 6078) on :
 
Use a towel then toss it or burn it, use a magazine hop inthe shower, get up go get some paper towels and try not to drop any shit along the way..
 

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Posted by venomous99 (Member # 1917) on :
 
u stand up and hold your butt cheeks in while u walk.
 

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Posted by 90GT510 (Member # 9199) on :
 
lol literally, u hella funny.
 

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Posted by FITTY (Member # 7502) on :
 
well im getting pretty tiered of sitting here...so i think im just gonna hop in the shower
 

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Posted by svt306snake (Member # 1967) on :
 

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Originally posted by wilit:
Pffffttt... Toilet paper? I wipe my bum with $100 bills. Never run out of those!

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thats right
 

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Posted by 50Reasons (Member # 6452) on :
 
I use quarters
 

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Posted by bottled95GT?? (Member # 1772) on :
 
dumbass!!!! havent you ever heard the term "look before you sit or youll end up stuck with shit?" lol
 

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Posted by STANGBOY (Member # 7868) on :
 
WIPE WIT YOUR FINGERS AND EAT IT AND DO DA SAME THING ALL OVER UNTILL UR SPANKIN CLEAN AND BRUSH UR TEETH AFTER BUAWAAWAWAWAWAWA
 

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Posted by 87droptop50 (Member # 7185) on :
 
Use a sock !!!
 

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Posted by FITTY (Member # 7502) on :
 

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Originally posted by bottled95GT??:
dumbass!!!! havent you ever heard the term "look before you sit or youll end up stuck with shit?" lol

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Originally posted by FITTY:

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Originally posted by bottled95GT??:
dumbass!!!! havent you ever heard the term "look before you sit or youll end up stuck with shit?" lol

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i barely had enough time to unbuckle!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by bottled95GT??:

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Originally posted by FITTY:

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Originally posted by bottled95GT??:
dumbass!!!! havent you ever heard the term "look before you sit or youll end up stuck with shit?" lol

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i barely had enough time to unbuckle!!!!!!!

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA lmfao you had me rolling with that reply. I cant lie ive had that feeling where youre cramping and doing "the dance" and release just as youre down to sit......... then you see no paper and go "F**K" lol i feel ya bro. Just given you shit (no pun intended lol)

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