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Posted by 1sicmaro (Member # 9734) on :
 
Depression!

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel" pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, social security, retirement funds, etc. So, I called lifeline, the suicide help line.

Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.....
 
Posted by 23109 (Member # 4347) on :
 
hahahaha a truck
 
Posted by NorCalRydaz (Member # 3233) on :
 
lol
 
Posted by Slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
I heard a similar joke but both are funny.
 
Posted by 50Reasons (Member # 6452) on :
 
Aha aha na [Roll Eyes]
 




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