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Posted by SHOalex (Member # 7720) on :
 
Rubbing one out? It's gotta be pretty damn embarrassing...


I got a good one actually, one time my cousin was coming home from school and he opens his front crammer style as he does this his younger brother looks up at him as he lays on the carpet bare ass naked with a porno playing on the TV and the only thing he could think of saying is "AHHHH I THOUGHT THAT DOOR WAS LOCKED"
 

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Posted by 89bluenotch (Member # 7454) on :
 
Hahaha nope never been caught, But thats funny!!!!
 

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Posted by 50Reasons (Member # 6452) on :
 
Wow
 

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Posted by bottled95GT?? (Member # 1772) on :
 
lmfao... years ago as a teen
Brother(younger)- *knock knock knock* wtf are you doing
me: im fucking rubbing one out
bro: whats that mean?
me: youll see in a few years when your balls drop.
bro: im telling mom.
lol funny times.
 

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Posted by ice (Member # 9737) on :
 

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Originally posted by bottled95GT??:
lmfao... years ago as a teen
Brother(younger)- *knock knock knock* wtf are you doing
me: im fucking rubbing one out
bro: whats that mean?
me: youll see in a few years when your balls drop.
bro: im telling mom.
lol funny times.

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If this is true, you win LMAO
theres no way to beat im tellin Mom.
 

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Posted by slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
I thought the door was locked. Lmfao!
Any of your girls get turned on if you Jack it in front of them?
Personally I feel funny about it and would rather beat the babby up
 

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Posted by 50Reasons (Member # 6452) on :
 
HahahahahahahHa
 

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Posted by venomous99 (Member # 1917) on :
 
Yeah when I went to the dr I had to cough one time
 

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Posted by N8 (Member # 6048) on :
 
lmao @ this post.
 

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Posted by SHOalex (Member # 7720) on :
 
hahahahaha some funny ass replies I can honestly say as a young teen I was like a stealth ninja of jackin sauce never really got caught red handed THANK GOD!
 

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Posted by N93EXCHP (Member # 8741) on :
 
Thank god I haven't I swear in my family you'll NEVER hear the end of it but then again I havent in a while haha "Ay boss I'm going on a break"
 

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Posted by 89Saleen310 (Member # 5397) on :
 
haha Me and a buddy of mine decided to drop by our buddys house who just got back from boot camp without calling we rang the door bell his mom got the door. We walked right to his room opened the door and my buddy got up from behind his computer and closed the door as fast as he could. we could not stop laughing.
 

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Posted by Sic Beast (Member # 6771) on :
 

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Originally posted by SHOalex:
hahahahaha some funny ass replies I can honestly say as a young teen I was like a stealth ninja of jackin sauce never really got caught red handed THANK GOD!

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Haha I'm reading this and finished the last part and about 2 go 2 the next post and ur signature sayz "pow..Right in the kisser" I was laughin. So thatz how u got it right n the kisser...by being so stealth. LoL
 

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Posted by CHUGGABREW (Member # 7845) on :
 
oooooooooooooooo yyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa

wack wack wack wack ooooo oooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


 

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Posted by autumnstang97 (Member # 6111) on :
 
lol...squeeze one off and
 

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Posted by BLK 90 GT 5.0 (Member # 7534) on :
 
I drive trucks for a liveing and about a month ago i was at a stop sign and i happend to look down and cought some dude beating his meat i felt like cutting my eyes out
 

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Posted by bottled95GT?? (Member # 1772) on :
 

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Originally posted by BLK 90 GT 5.0:
I drive trucks for a liveing and about a month ago i was at a stop sign and i happend to look down and cought some dude beating his meat i felt like cutting my eyes out

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was he in a white ecoline van by chance....
 

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Posted by essasin (Member # 4741) on :
 
I have a friend who was caught by his mother in law. She is the type of person you could crack jokes on and she will come right back at you. The story goes that he came home early and decided to rub one out and take a nap. The mother in law came over to drop off a few things the wife had wanted but obviously he did not know this. When the mother in law saw what was going on she said "is this why we don't have grand children yet?!"
 

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Posted by Slowback (Member # 6348) on :
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLbKKjGZKtA&sns=em

[ February 08, 2010, 08:05 PM: Message edited by: Slowback ]
 

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Posted by SHOalex (Member # 7720) on :
 

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Originally posted by Sic Beast:

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Originally posted by SHOalex:
hahahahaha some funny ass replies I can honestly say as a young teen I was like a stealth ninja of jackin sauce never really got caught red handed THANK GOD!

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Haha I'm reading this and finished the last part and about 2 go 2 the next post and ur signature sayz "pow..Right in the kisser" I was laughin. So thatz how u got it right n the kisser...by being so stealth. LoL

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Hahahaha yup just ask my ex girlfriend she'll tell you, as she never heard me while i hovered over her in her sleep poor girl never saw it coming hahahah



 

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Posted by Zeke (Member # 9432) on :
 

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Originally posted by SHOalex:

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Originally posted by Sic Beast:

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Originally posted by SHOalex:
hahahahaha some funny ass replies I can honestly say as a young teen I was like a stealth ninja of jackin sauce never really got caught red handed THANK GOD!

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Haha I'm reading this and finished the last part and about 2 go 2 the next post and ur signature sayz "pow..Right in the kisser" I was laughin. So thatz how u got it right n the kisser...by being so stealth. LoL

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Hahahaha yup just ask my ex girlfriend she'll tell you, as she never heard me while i hovered over her in her sleep poor girl never saw it coming hahahah

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Originally posted by SHOalex:

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Originally posted by Sic Beast:

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Originally posted by SHOalex:
hahahahaha some funny ass replies I can honestly say as a young teen I was like a stealth ninja of jackin sauce never really got caught red handed THANK GOD!

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Haha I'm reading this and finished the last part and about 2 go 2 the next post and ur signature sayz "pow..Right in the kisser" I was laughin. So thatz how u got it right n the kisser...by being so stealth. LoL

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Hahahaha yup just ask my ex girlfriend she'll tell you, as she never heard me while i hovered over her in her sleep poor girl never saw it coming hahahah

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haha yea now thatz funny
 

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Posted by CHUGGABREW (Member # 7845) on :
 
have you ever gave a bitch a strawberry cheese cake?
its when your fuckin her missionary and your about to bust pull out jump to her face cum on it and then sock her in the nose!
 

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Posted by FOURPOINTSIX (Member # 8302) on :
 

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Originally posted by CHUGGABREW:
have you ever gave a bitch a strawberry cheese cake?
its when your fuckin her missionary and your about to bust pull out jump to her face cum on it and then sock her in the nose!

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