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Posted by 90FOX5.0 (Member # 9338) on :
 
Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry Chuck, but I have some bad news. The donkey died.'"

Chuck replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said," 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Chuck said, "OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with a dead donkey?"

Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Chuck said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

Chuck said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00."

The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
 

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Posted by phonso302 (Member # 9260) on :
 
joke is off 500x2=1000 had he refunded the man his 2 dollars he should have had 998
 

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Posted by 90FOX5.0 (Member # 9338) on :
 
but he lost the 100 he had paid the farmer
 

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Posted by STANGBOY (Member # 7868) on :
 
ohh shit thats a good one
 

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