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Posted by CALIFORNIAGT (Member # 7845) on :

damn it i came back from lunch and my turtle is missing [Mad]

!!!!! his name is geyser and he looks like this

when u see him u gotaa clap 3 times and do a jumping jack so he thinks your me thats how i greet him when i walking in to his magic kingdom [Wink]

also hes a big fan of playboy i alwasy can find him near a dirty magazine but the playboy was gone also outta my bathroom [Mad]

if u see him let me know! [patriot]

[ October 02, 2009, 04:26 PM: Message edited by: CALIFORNIAGT ]

Posted by N8 (Member # 6048) on :

you are a strange dude.

Posted by 87#184saleen (Member # 6276) on :

are you working on your posts [Wink]

Posted by 8stang8 (Member # 8082) on :

quote:
Originally posted by N8:
you are a strange dude.

I agree lol

Posted by Daniel50 (Member # 5629) on :

quote:
Originally posted by N8:
you are a strange dude.

Posted by aj5.0916 (Member # 7968) on :

wow .............drugs right !

Posted by snakebit95 (Member # 8871) on :

eggs, frying pan ....

any questions?

Posted by 03gt (Member # 8408) on :

WTF.. see kids drugs are really bad for you!!

Posted by Blue92 (Member # 8789) on :

It's not too late to edit this post so you don't look like a complete tard. [Big Grin]

Posted by aj5.0916 (Member # 7968) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Blue92:
It's not too late to edit this post so you don't look like a complete tard.

lol wat could he say to save it ?

Posted by Blue92 (Member # 8789) on :

quote:
Originally posted by aj5.0916:

quote:
Originally posted by Blue92:
It's not too late to edit this post so you don't look like a complete tard.
lol wat could he say to save it ?

LoL. Nothing but he could just delete it.

Posted by 1nastycobra (Member # 6431) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Blue92:

quote:
Originally posted by aj5.0916:

quote:
Originally posted by Blue92:
It's not too late to edit this post so you don't look like a complete tard.
lol wat could he say to save it ?
LoL. Nothing but he could just delete it.

lol..yea i'd have to agree..definitley the most random and unnecessary post on this site since i've been a member of cafords [Eek!]

congratulations on setting a new record! [patriot]

Posted by six 5.0 (Member # 3153) on :

quote:
Originally posted by snakebit95:
eggs, frying pan ....

any questions?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAAA [Big Grin]

Posted by slow96cobra (Member # 6001) on :

quote:
Originally posted by N8:
you are a strange dude.

strange FAT dude

Posted by CALIFORNIAGT (Member # 7845) on :

this isnt funny!!! i want my fuckin turtle back!
i got in to a fight before lunch with Smurfette

beacuse she made my fuckin tounge turn blue! i know she took him geyser my turtle! [Mad]

fukin bitch! [Mad]

come on guys help find my turtle [Frown]

or Smurfette beacuse i know she has my turtle [Mad]

Posted by CALIFORNIAGT (Member # 7845) on :

quote:
Originally posted by slow96cobra:

quote:
Originally posted by N8:
you are a strange dude.
strange FAT dude

haha your ungly ass face is strange [Wink]

you fuckin pixie stick

Posted by slow96cobra (Member # 6001) on :

at least i dont have baby fat around my neck.

Posted by fasthatch (Member # 7277) on :

quote:
Originally posted by CALIFORNIAGT:
damn it i came back from lunch and my turtle is missing !!!!! his name is geyser and he looks like this

when u see him u gotaa clap 3 times and do a jumping jack so he thinks your me thats how i greet him when i walking in to his magic kingdom

also hes a big fan of playboy i alwasy can find him near a dirty magazine but the playboy was gone also outta my bathroom

if u see him let me know!

crack doesn't smoke it's self

Posted by gray03gt (Member # 6427) on :

Had Geyser for lunch. Turtle soup in a shell bowl. Case Closed

Posted by 50Reasons (Member # 6452) on :

Crack bayby

Posted by Eddie510- (Member # 2354) on :

"I LOVE TURTLES"

Posted by CALIFORNIAGT (Member # 7845) on :

wheres my turtle [Frown]

Posted by AL STOCK (Member # 1852) on :

Posted by CALIFORNIAGT (Member # 7845) on :

please find my turtle! [Frown]

Posted by CALIFORNIAGT (Member # 7845) on :

[Frown]

Posted by 95GTConvtACE (Member # 6399) on :

quote:
Originally posted by six 5.0:

quote:
Originally posted by snakebit95:
eggs, frying pan ....

any questions?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAAA

lmao. I remember that commercial. Man that was old.

Posted by rollin5ive0 (Member # 8592) on :

man that sucks i just lost my mogwai...he looks like this

please if you see him dont get him wet, dont let him out in the day and whatever you do .....DONT FEED HIM AFTER MIDNIGHT.........if seen u gotta do a backflip take a bat and hit you right nut..(sorry ladies he just wont come to ya)...then make the sound of a dying giraffe...mwaaagh...mwaaagh...i feel for ya bro, hey did your turtle play that one turtle in finding beemo...i swear its him???....anywaz good luck!!! [patriot]

Posted by CALIFORNIAGT (Member # 7845) on :

no way man i got one to! hes pretty cool it drinks more than i do half the time he passed out drunk [Mad]

but hes cool, not as cool as my turtle do he be blazing and shit
he be like sup lootle dude!
but yea heres mine

still cant find my fuckin turtle! [Mad]

[ October 06, 2009, 02:52 PM: Message edited by: CALIFORNIAGT ]

Posted by rollin5ive0 (Member # 8592) on :

quote:
Originally posted by rollin5ive0:
man that sucks i just lost my mogwai...he looks like this

please if you see him dont get him wet, dont let him out in the day and whatever you do .....DONT FEED HIM AFTER MIDNIGHT.........if seen u gotta do a backflip take a bat and hit you right nut..(sorry ladies he just wont come to ya)...then make the sound of a dying giraffe...mwaaagh...mwaaagh...i feel for ya bro, hey did your turtle play that one turtle in finding beemo...i swear its him???....anywaz good luck!!!

its hard for me to say but i think mine got into drugs [Frown]

hes probably turnin tricks and givin handjobs for crack [Embarrassed]

...hey your not talkin about scared trouser turtle disease are ya.....that cold water will suck that thing back almost till ya cant see him ive heard....so check your trousers if ya cant see anything take a bottle of ky and your favorite porn...midget or beastiality...whatever i dont judge....squirt that ky in the trousers and try a coupla coaxing methods and i gaurantee in a few min that turtle pops its little head out..and if its a really bad case ky warming should cure ya .....good luck if i get my moggi back we should get them both together and have a play date.... [Big Grin]

Posted by CALIFORNIAGT (Member # 7845) on :

ky dosent work lol porn dose, but i dont want to play with my snapping turtle, might lose a thumb or something.. [Mad]

Posted by PugOwner (Member # 8404) on :

Finally, a weird thread for me to post this in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eMb_kh_glw

Posted by rollin5ive0 (Member # 8592) on :

quote:
Originally posted by PugOwner:
Finally, a weird thread for me to post this in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eMb_kh_glw

hey brotha scared trouser turtles and crack addicted male prostitute mogwai are wierd your uncle albert is insane, serious mental issues, no..no..wierd is 10 levels below the nutty squirrel shit that guy was....im gonna say..john wayne gacey, ted bundy, son of sam, the clown from it ..pennywise..type catergory [Eek!]

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