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Posted by CALIFORNIAGT (Member # 7845) on :
 
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Posted by venomous99 (Member # 1917) on :
 
ILL take 2 purples and 1 green.
 
Posted by CALIFORNIAGT (Member # 7845) on :
 
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?"

Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!''

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?''

Confused, the bartenders says no.

''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?''
 
Posted by CALIFORNIAGT (Member # 7845) on :
 
http://purps.ytmnd.com/
 
Posted by silver n black (Member # 8369) on :
 
wow funny joke
 
Posted by 427 StRoKeR 94 GT (Member # 8722) on :
 
Hahahaaa lmao
 
Posted by 90FoX (Member # 1974) on :
 
[worship] lmao FLORNIACA TG

[ July 18, 2009, 05:02 PM: Message edited by: 90FoX ]
 
Posted by NorCalRydaz (Member # 3233) on :
 
i got it too!
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Posted by 89point. (Member # 6078) on :
 
thats a beautiful picture norcalrydaz
 
Posted by 97sleeperGT (Member # 8076) on :
 
I got grapes too=]

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Posted by Sk8OnGlass (Member # 6370) on :
 
who got player price on it tho . . LMK
 
Posted by xvt's 85 5.0 (Member # 4765) on :
 
For those card holders, next time you find yourself at the club get some of that (super silver sour diesel haze) good stuff. "it had me staring at the refrigerator" lol
 




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