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Posted by 90gtvert (Member # 8697) on :
 
Just heard this one and found it funny...lol

"When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven god granted her 1 wish. She wished that all the children of the world to be safe, so God killed Michael Jackson"

Lol - too early?
 

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Posted by slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
I heard there gonna take his body.... Melt down all the plastic and turn him into lego's So little kids can play with him.

[ June 26, 2009, 01:41 PM: Message edited by: slowback67 ]
 

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Posted by svfreerider87 (Member # 5748) on :
 
The Michael Jackson London dates were cancelled, they were Timmy (age 6) and Jimmy (age 9).
 

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Posted by SydeWaySix (Member # 3596) on :
 
I know its fucked up, but these are pretty funny
 

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Posted by 50DADDY (Member # 3076) on :
 
What do MJ and McDonalds have in common?


They both put 40 year old meat in ten year old buns.
 

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Posted by 50DADDY (Member # 3076) on :
 
Whats the difference between MJ and a plastic bag?


One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with.

The other one is for carrying your groceries in.
 

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Posted by 50DADDY (Member # 3076) on :
 
The autopsy results are in!!!!!

MJ died from eating 12 year old nuts and 8 year old weenies!
 

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Posted by fr5.0 (Member # 8652) on :
 
http://www.snotr.com/video/182
 

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Posted by SPTVENM (Member # 7080) on :
 

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Originally posted by 50DADDY:
Whats the difference between MJ and a plastic bag?


One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with.

The other one is for carrying your groceries in.

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Originally posted by SPTVENM:

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Originally posted by 50DADDY:
Whats the difference between MJ and a plastic bag?


One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with.

The other one is for carrying your groceries in.

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u also coulda said

"what do mj and a grocery bag have in common?

they are both made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with"

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Originally posted by fr5.0:
http://www.snotr.com/video/182

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Oh shit, I've been hearing about that but haven't seen it yet. Classic!

"Can you get me a Michael is innocent T shirt? I don't have any cash but I'll trade you an OJ is innocent shirt, an Ellen is strait shirt and I'll even throw in a Star Jones is thin T sirt"

[ June 27, 2009, 11:34 AM: Message edited by: asskickn88 ]
 

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Posted by 50DADDY (Member # 3076) on :
 

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Originally posted by 88DroptopGT:
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

They both come on little crackers!

LMAO

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Originally posted by asskickn88:

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Originally posted by fr5.0:
http://www.snotr.com/video/182

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Oh shit, I've been hearing about that but haven't seen it yet. Classic!

"Can you get me a Michael is innocent T shirt? I don't have any cash but I'll trade you an OJ is innocent shirt, an Ellen is strait shirt and I'll even throw in a Star Jones is thin T sirt"

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Originally posted by 88DroptopGT:
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

They both come on little crackers!

LMAO

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LMFAO
 

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Posted by NavidR (Member # 3164) on :
 
I've seen it long time a go and still doesn't get old

here's a funny one only 35 sec! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENLPC1MxqDg
 

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