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Posted by FoRdGiRl (Member # 6279) on :
 
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!... bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March
Got really excited... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!'

April
Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid... wrong instructions....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
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July
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August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm... car swamped because soft-top was open.

September
The capital of California is 'C'... isn't it???

October
Hate M & M's... they are so ha rd to peel.

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December ; ; ;
Couldn't call 911 'duh'... there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!




THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house s he went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'

To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'


(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)


'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'
 

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Posted by SmokinLX (Member # 1684) on :
 

 

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Posted by Pure Stang (Member # 7251) on :
 
lol
 

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Posted by 2stangs69-91 (Member # 1951) on :
 
My favorite
How can you tell when a blonde secratary is having a bad day?.....
Sha has a Tampon tucked behind her ear and she can not find her pencil.
 

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Posted by NorCalRydaz (Member # 3233) on :
 
funny sh*t
 

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Posted by sleeping stallion (Member # 8162) on :
 
not to bash on blondes or anything but i thought it was a funny one
what do blondes and bricks have in common


they both get laid by mexicans

im mexican so no racism
 

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Posted by 2stangs69-91 (Member # 1951) on :
 
uh I heard that joke as fat white chicks...I guess they could be blonde
 

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Posted by Camaro Kid Z/28 (Member # 3100) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by sleeping stallion:
not to bash on blondes or anything but i thought it was a funny one
what do blondes and bricks have in common


they both get laid by mexicans

im mexican so no racism

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So true!
 

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Posted by 1FAST89GT (Member # 5071) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by 2stangs69-91:
uh I heard that joke as fat white chicks...I guess they could be blonde

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thats how i heard it too
 

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Posted by 92stangLX (Member # 3252) on :
 
Blond gets pulled over for speeding on the way to work.

Blond: "Officer I just got a ticket last week. If you give me another one I'll loose my license. Is there any other way we can take care of this?"

Officer: "Well, there is one way"

The officer unzips his pants.

Blond: "Oh no not the breathilizer again!"


 

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