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Posted by N8 (Member # 6048) on :

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,
Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how good looking Brian's roommate,
Kevin, was. Brian's Mom had long been
suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Kevin, and this had only made
her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started
to wonder if there was more between Brian and Kevin than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Kevin and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Kevin came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came
to dinner, I've been
unable to find the silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do
you?"

Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not
saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that
one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Kevin, I'm not saying that
you "do not" sleep with Kevin. But the fact remains that if Kevin is
sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom

Posted by COPFITY (Member # 1845) on :

ohhhhhhhhh shit! hahahaha thats some cold shit.. she put the gravy laddle in his bed.

good one nate

Posted by NorCalRydaz (Member # 3233) on :

Ahhh lolz 2 funny

Posted by 66backinblack (Member # 5372) on :

hahaha, im sending this to everyone at work

Posted by 93redcobra (Member # 1344) on :

[Big Grin]

Posted by bottled95GT?? (Member # 1772) on :

This is old and a twisted version of the original.... originally it was a "Father/ Pastor" and his house maid. [patriot]

Posted by 1FAST89GT (Member # 5071) on :

lol

Posted by F8LSN8K (Member # 7080) on :

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! ahahah lmao! [Razz]

Posted by Ls1camaro00 (Member # 6238) on :

LMAO !!! HAHAHAHAHAHA ...that was a god one

Posted by RED89GT (Member # 7212) on :

Awsome... LMAO [Big Grin]

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