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Posted by sic5pointSLOW (Member # 4347) on :
 
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
these are mine...


When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women


Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
 
Posted by adower (Member # 5955) on :
 
Chuck norris's tears heal
 
Posted by essasin (Member # 4741) on :
 
Chuck Norris does not believe in science, the only element he believes in is the element of surprise.

There is no such thing as infertile women just women who have not slept with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not jump, instead, the earth moves down and up.
 
Posted by essasin (Member # 4741) on :
 
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
 
Posted by hidnn.o.s. (Member # 1219) on :
 
NONE, THE GUY IS LAME
 
Posted by VenGeance (Member # 1724) on :
 
I know for a fact his name is Carlos. I read his book.
 
Posted by v-town50 (Member # 4920) on :
 
chuck norris does not sleep he waits

behind chuck norris/ beard is not a chin but another fist

since chuck norris' birth round house kick related deaths have gone up 3000%
 
Posted by SF89lx (Member # 3965) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by essasin:
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
BWAHAHA!
 
Posted by castor (Member # 2765) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by hidnn.o.s.:
NONE, THE GUY IS LAME
[patriot]
Chuck "Snore-ish."
 
Posted by 2stangs69-91 (Member # 1951) on :
 
Chuch Norris is Probably richer than all you guys clowning on him put together LOL. Hows that for a fact.
 
Posted by jordan_0806 (Member # 5888) on :
 
when chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't move, he pushes the earth down
 
Posted by castor (Member # 2765) on :
 
1. Chuck Norris has 2 speeds, WALK & KILL.

2. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

3. The chief export of Chuck Norris is PAIN!
 
Posted by 1968_Fastback (Member # 1482) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by hidnn.o.s.:
NONE, THE GUY IS LAME
[worship] [worship] [worship] [worship]
 
Posted by essasin (Member # 4741) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 2stangs69-91:
Chuch Norris is Probably richer than all you guys clowning on him put together LOL. Hows that for a fact.
LOL. We are not mocking him at all, its a phenomenon called Chuck Norris facts. Chuck Norris has even seen these facts and got a kick out of them. It started a while ago on some other forum and has catched on to other discussion boards. I remember it got so big on the off topic anandtech forum that they banned memembers. It got so out of hand, it generated a whole page of threads about Chuck Norris facts.
 
Posted by 94gt (Member # 3060) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by essasin:
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
twice. [patriot]
 
Posted by svt306snake (Member # 1967) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by hidnn.o.s.:
NONE, THE GUY IS LAME
YOU ARE A NUT MAN BUT TRUE
 
Posted by uh0h50 (Member # 3125) on :
 
The good Chuck giveth, the good Chuck taketh.
 
Posted by DLo (Member # 6133) on :
 
I f*cked Chuck Norris and he gave me a reach around.
 
Posted by n8y8 (Member # 6048) on :
 
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

lol [worship]
 
Posted by asskickn88 (Member # 4957) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by DLo:
I f*cked Chuck Norris and he gave me a reach around.
If he gave you a reach around then he was fucking you.....
 
Posted by fordthunderbird (Member # 6794) on :
 
[worship] guns don't kill people chuck norris kills people [worship]
 
Posted by BlueOvalRacing (Member # 1531) on :
 
I'm with Don on this one, but there is one I liked -

"When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris"
 
Posted by Ls1camaro00 (Member # 6238) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 94gt:
quote:
Originally posted by essasin:
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
twice. [patriot]
damn you beat me to it lol
 
Posted by Ls1camaro00 (Member # 6238) on :
 
chuck norris doesnt tea bag he potato sacks

Chuck norris's tears can cure cancer too bad he has never cried

Chuck norris round house kicked Bruce Lee in half and made Jet Lee and Jackie Chan

there's mine
 
Posted by BUKSING (Member # 6594) on :
 
chuck norris does infomercials and sells an all in one home gym. [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by BlueBeast88.306 (Member # 6360) on :
 
Chuck Norris got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee and liked it.
 
Posted by sic5pointSLOW (Member # 4347) on :
 
people wear superman pajamas. superman wears chuck norris pajamas.


jesus walked on water.... chuck norris walked on jesus
 
Posted by 91Trunkster (Member # 6598) on :
 
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
 
Posted by 91Trunkster (Member # 6598) on :
 
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
 
Posted by adower (Member # 5955) on :
 
ill end the thread here

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
 
Posted by sic5pointSLOW (Member # 4347) on :
 
that dont end it... i asked whats your FAVORITE? duh
 
Posted by Venomized93 (Member # 55) on :
 
Ok this is the winner:

"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs."

Just saw it on the website posted. [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
 
Posted by 91Trunkster (Member # 6598) on :
 
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
 




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