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Posted by mustanghp950 (Member # 6589) on
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ok, so jack and jill were tired of climbing up and down the hill every day. So they got a job at a factory. They came every day early, worked hard and left late. But the factory was not doing so well. And since jack and jill were the newest people there, then they would be the first to be laied off. But the boss felt bad and couldnt figure out how to break it to them, so he decided to tell the first one who came in, then that one could tell the other one the bad news. So that day jill came in first and the boss went up to jill and said "im sorry but im going to have to lay you and jack off"
if you dont get the joke read the quotes again
Posted by twisted54 (Member # 1981) on
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*****crickets chirping*****
Posted by asskickn88 (Member # 4957) on
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Originally posted by twisted54:
*****crickets chirping*****
Now thats funny! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Posted by Cobra5.0Jeep (Member # 1482) on
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Originally posted by twisted54:
*****crickets chirping*****
haha
I have a joke but some people find it funny and then some people are deeply offended by it so i won't post it.
Posted by biggmatt (Member # 1124) on
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what do you call a dog with no legs?
who gives a shit. he aint coming to ya.
Posted by slowback67 (Member # 6348) on
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why do jewish people have big noses......... because air is free.
Posted by SmokinLX (Member # 1684) on
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Did You guy's hear about the mexican remake of broke back mountain? It's called Juan on Juan.
What's the difference between a crack head and a large pizza? The pizza will feed a family of four. ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
Posted by mustanghp950 (Member # 6589) on
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14 Reasons To Allow Drinking At Work
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
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