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Posted by FoRdGiRl (Member # 6279) on :
 
CUSTOMER SERVICE CALL
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>
>This has got to be one of the funniest things I've heard of in a Long time.
>I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a True phone
>call from the Word Perfect Help line which was transcribed from a Recording
>monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the HelpDesk
>employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect
>organization for "Termination without Cause." This is actual Dialogue of a
>former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. Now I know why they record
>these conversations!
>
>"Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"
>
>"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with
>WordPerfect."
>
>"What sort of trouble?"
>
>"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
>
>"Went away?"
>
>"They disappeared."
>
>"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
>
>"Nothing."
>
>"Nothing?"
>
>"It's blank, it won't accept anything when I type."
>
>"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
>
>"How do I tell?"
>
>"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
>
>"What's a sea-prompt?"
>
>"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
>
>"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
>
>"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
>
>"What's a monitor?"
>
>"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a
>little light
>that tells you when it's on?"
>
>"I don't know."
>
>"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord
>goes into it. Can you see that?"
>
>"Yes, I think so."
>
>"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the
>wall."
>
>"Yes, it is."
>
>"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two
>cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
>
>"No."
>
>"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other
>cable."
>
>"Okay, here it is."
>
>"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of
>your computer."
>
>"I can't reach."
>
>"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
>
>"No."
>
>"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
>
>"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's
>dark."
>
>
>
>
>"Dark?"
>
>"Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from
>the window."
>
>"Well, turn on the office light then."
>
>"I can't."
>
>"No? Why not?"
>
>"Because there's a power failure."
>
>"A power... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you
>still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
>
>"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
>
>"Good Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was
>when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
>
>"Really? Is it that bad?"
>
>"Yes, I'm
>afraid it is."
>
>"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
>
>"Tell them you're too fucking stupid to own a computer."
 

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Posted by two-gun kid (Member # 5891) on :
 
hahahahahahahaa
that person should be employee of the month
 

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Posted by dynoguy (Member # 6457) on :
 
Thats the funniest damn thing i ever saw!!!!!!!!
I know exactly how he feels.
 

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Posted by Norcalbmxer (Member # 235) on :
 
would be better if it was true
 

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Posted by LIL MZ MISCHEIF (Member # 5585) on :
 
u should see some ppl tryin to arm their alarms... its the funniest crap sometimes... but i know how that feels ..... some ppl are just dumb!
 

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Posted by 1FAST89GT (Member # 5071) on :
 
lol
 

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Posted by 4.6 EATIN GM'S (Member # 1633) on :
 

 

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Posted by 50Reasons (Member # 6452) on :
 
hope thats not real
 

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Posted by mustanggt5091 (Member # 444) on :
 
HAHAHHAHA back in my Best Buy and Circuit City days I felt like saying that to so many people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I actually had a customer come in because his cup dispenser(CD) was broken and not poping out to hold his cofee!
 

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