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Posted by Cobra5.0Jeep (Member # 1482) on :
 
I found this on myspace...LOL


Chevrolet

-Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

-Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Run On Luck Every Time

-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

-Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

"Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too."

Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?

A. Push it off a cliff.

Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?

A. The bus schedule.

Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my

Chevy"?

A. Sounds like a fair trade.

Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?

A. A miracle?

Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?

A. A mirage.

Q. How do you double the value of a Chevy?

A. Fill up the gas tank.

Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?

A. Customized.

Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?

A. Turn the engine off.

Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?

A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.

Q. What do you call Chevy passengers?

A. Shock absorbers.

Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?

A. Park it between two Fords

CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.

CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.

CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.

CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.

CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed

CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

GMC= Garage Man's Companion

GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming

GMC= Gay Mans Chariot

GM= General Mistake

GM= Glued Metal

IROC= I Run On Credit

IROC= I'm a retard out cruising

IROC= Idiotic retard Out Cruising

IROC= I reek of cologne

IROC= I really own crap

Z28= Zippy 2.8 Liter

SS= Super Slow

RS - Really Slow

CORVETTE= Completely Over-Rated, Very Expensive, Technically Troubled Engine.


[ March 22, 2006, 09:03 AM: Message edited by: Cobra5.0Jeep ]
 

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Posted by SydeWayzSix (Member # 2222) on :
 
goooooooooo foooooooooooord!
 

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Posted by Jenns 98 GT (Member # 3395) on :
 
Helllllllll yeahh!!!!!!!!
 

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Posted by pharaoh (Member # 6355) on :
 
This is "RACIST" not funny!!!
 

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Posted by pharaoh (Member # 6355) on :
 
J/K
 

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Posted by PWR HNGRY 302 (Member # 6000) on :
 
Cool thread
 

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Posted by SmokeyBurnout (Member # 5745) on :
 
Thanks Dana! I posted it up on the FE forum and those guys are really enjoying it.
 

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Posted by BlackNGold (Member # 655) on :
 
Good ones!....
 

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Posted by 347_C.I.D. (Member # 2956) on :
 
LOL @ the Z06 pic.
 

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Posted by archersgt (Member # 5177) on :
 
Like a rock, needs to be pulled by a ford or dodge.

[ March 22, 2006, 05:09 PM: Message edited by: archersgt ]
 

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Posted by Cobra5.0Jeep (Member # 1482) on :
 

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Originally posted by archersgt:
Like a rock, needs to be pulled by a ford or dodge.

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LOL thats a good one, i made this one up a while ago.

CHEVROLET = Crank Heavy, Engine valves Rattling, Oil Leaking, Electrical Trap!
 

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Posted by 88DroptopGT (Member # 2535) on :
 
There are some good ones I've never seen before in this post.
 

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Posted by 93cobracoupestang (Member # 5765) on :
 

 

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Posted by SmokeyBurnout (Member # 5745) on :
 
I found more.

Q- you know why Chevrolets are around?

A-to keep the queers out of fords.


IROC - Incredibly Ragged Out Camaro.

This if FORD country, on a quiet night you can hear a Chevy rust!

Camaro- Cheap American Made Automobile, Rebuild Often

The new Chevys are coming with heated trunks !!!!! so when you push them your hands won't get cold.
 

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Posted by Avengeance (Member # 5163) on :
 


1. Ford is trying something new, they're putting heaters in the tail gates of their 1999 Ford trucks, It will keep your hands warm while pushing them in the winter!

2. Stats show that 90% of all Fords bought are still on the road, the last 10% made it home!


3. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If it wasn't for our Fords, our tools would rust.

4. WHAT DID THE CHEVY SAY TO THE FORD?
Would you like a tow home?

5. FORD-Found On Road Dead

FORDS-For Old Retarded Dip (crap)

FORD-Found On Reservation Dump

FORD-Fix Or Repair Daily

FORD-Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot

FORD-Factory Ordered Road Disaster

FORD-Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge

FORD-Flip Over Read Directions

FORD-Fixed On Race Day

FORD-Ford Owner Really Dumb

FORD-For Only Retarded Drivers

FORD-(Quack) Only Runs Downhill

FORD-Fat Old Rusted Dog

FORD-Funky Old Road Dog

FORD-Found On Roadside's Destroyed

6. HOW IS A GOLF BALL DIFFERENT FROM A FORD?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards!


7. WHY ARE THERE SIDEWALKS BESIDE MOST STREETS AND HIGHWAYS?

So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.


8. This is Chevy country and on a quiet night you can hear a Ford rust...

9. A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollipop." The girl kept walking.
Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way.
The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollipops!"
Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"

^ LMMFAO!

10. Buy a Ford and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the rest

11. WHY IS THIS COUNTRY (US) SO FAR IN DEBT?
Because the President drives a Ford

12. Do you know that Ford has admitted they are expensive and unreliable?
That new commercial they are running says so! When that country singer says "If I had me some money"
He admits he can't afford one, and when he adds that he'd "buy a Ford truck or two" it because he needs a spare.

13.

SPEED KILLS
DRIVE A FORD
LIVE FOR EVER

14. HOW DO YOU DOUBLE THE VALUE OF A FORD?
Fill it with gas!

15. If Ford mean's (First on race day) It is only because it is still there from the last race day.
 

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Posted by Mach0ne351 (Member # 927) on :
 
HAHAHA

ive always used

"chevy like a rock, it just sits there"

haha
 

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