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Posted by nitrous_bob (Member # 77) on :
 
ok, back in the "D" and after 5 yeras gone the lions still blow. so here we go......been posted b4 for just about everyone..but for detroit...it's the truth

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The Detroit Lions
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Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super

Bowl?

A: The Detroit Lions.



Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."



Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts.



Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?

A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there.



Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.



Q: Why doesn't Grand Rapids have a professional football team?

A: Because then Detroit would want one.



Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.



Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.



Q: What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
 

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Posted by 02GeeTee (Member # 5905) on :
 
Good jokes! Bump!
 

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Posted by Sean90GT (Member # 33) on :
 
You hear about the Detroit Lions fan that left two Lions tickets sitting on the dash of his car?

Someone broke in and left two more.


 

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Posted by 50DADDY (Member # 3076) on :
 
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The Oakland Raiders
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Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super

Bowl?

A: The Raiders.



Q: What do the Raiders and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."



Q: How do you keep a Raider out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts.



Q: Where do you go in Oakland in case of a tornado?

A: To Oakland Coliseum - they never get a touchdown there.



Q: What do you call a Raider with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.



Q: Why doesn't Berkley have a professional football team?

A: Because then Oakland would want one.



Q: What's the difference between the Oakland Raiders and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.



Q: How many Oakland Raiders does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.



Q: What do the Oakland Raiders and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road [/qb][/QUOTE]

[ December 09, 2005, 01:36 PM: Message edited by: 50DADDY ]
 

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Posted by 1FAST89GT (Member # 5071) on :
 

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Originally posted by 50DADDY:
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The Oakland Raiders
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Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super

Bowl?

A: The Raiders.



Q: What do the Raiders and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."



Q: How do you keep a Raider out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts.



Q: Where do you go in Oakland in case of a tornado?

A: To Oakland Coliseum - they never get a touchdown there.



Q: What do you call a Raider with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.



Q: Why doesn't Berkley have a professional football team?

A: Because then Oakland would want one.



Q: What's the difference between the Oakland Raiders and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.



Q: How many Oakland Raiders does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.



Q: What do the Oakland Raiders and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

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ummmmmmmmmmm no. thats stupid it was funny the first time
 

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